"[to Kenny] Since we are the two oldest kids, one of us needs to earn money. We will settle it this way. [takes a box of frozen pizza and prepares to toss it in the air] Mama Celeste face up, I go to work. Mama Celeste face down, you are selling carnations by the freeway off-ramp."

"Zach Crandell: Cynthia, you're my moon goddess."

"[repeated line] I'm right on top of that Rose."

"Kenny Crandell: (after shooting the dishes) The dishes are DONE, man."

"Ron Eldard - Mickey Bunce"

"Ashley Peldon - Young Elizabeth"

"Carrie Fisher - Janie"

"Tim Matheson - Charles"

"Marsha Mason - Polly (Mother) Cronin"

"Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth Cronin"

"Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred"

"Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything."

"No-one'll hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting."

"You have to go alone...I can't get back now."

"[looking up Mother's skirt off-screen] Look, cobwebs!"

"Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down."

"Christopher Pettiet - Zach Crandell"

"Danielle Harris - Melissa Crandell"

"Robert Hy Gorman - Walter Crandell"

"Eda Reiss Merin - Mrs. Sturak"

"Jayne Brook - Carolyn"

"Kimmy Robertson - Cathy"

"David Duchovny - Bruce"

"Concetta Tomei - Mrs. Crandell"

"[narrating] It was all over. There was no hope now. The darkness closed in around them. And then I noticed the most peculiar thing. Sherman was smiling."

"Robert Stephens - Sir Gerald Moore"

"John Hancock - Reverend Bacon"

"Alan King - Arthur Ruskin"

"Donald Moffat - Mr. McCoy"

"Louis Giambalvo - Ray Andruitti"

"Clifton James - Albert Fox"

"Kevin Dunn - Tom Killian"

"Morgan Freeman - Judge Leonard White"

"Saul Rubinek - Jed Kramer"

"Kim Cattrall - Judy McCoy"

"Melanie Griffith - Maria Ruskin"

"Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow"

"Tom Hanks - Sherman McCoy"

"An outrageous story about greed, lust vanity in America."

"Take one Wall Street tycoon, his Fifth Avenue mistress, a reporter hungry for fame, and make the wrong turn in the Bronx... then sit back and watch the sparks fly."

"Maria Ruskin: [when she and Sherman end up in Bronx] Sherman... where are all the white people?"

"Sir Gerald Moore: I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart. And on the cart was a fresh turd. Her own, I suppose. The parents just shook their heads and smiled. I've made a big investment in you, Peter. Time and money, and it's not working. Now, I could just shake my head and smile. But in my house, when a turd appears, we throw it out. We dispose of it. We flush it away. We don't put it on the table and call it caviar."

"Judy McCoy: I'm leaving you! [pause] After the party... and now, if you will excuse me, we have guests."

"Reverend Bacon: [about the incident with Henry Lamb] This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God- fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?"