"[waves the shampoo bottle as if it is talking] Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! [waves the conditioner bottle to the same effect] Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! [waves the shampoo bottle] Oh, really, fool?! [waves the conditioner bottle] Really! [then makes the shampoo and conditioner bottle "fight" each other before dropping both into the bathtub, then notices a golden swan-shaped faucet] Stop lookin' at me, swan!"

"All the people at the zoo are real nice, Mr. Penguin. They'll treat you real respectable like."

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here."

"[first lines; singing while relaxing in his pool] Suntan lotion is good for me; you protect me, tee-hee-hee! Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but YOU WON'T LET IT! WILL YA?!?! Ultraviolet rays: bad! Lotion: good! [makes a smiley face with his sunblock] Smiley!"

"Todd Field — Tim 'Beltzer' Lewis"

"Scott Thomson — Jason 'Preacher' Rowe"

"Sean Whalen — Allan Sanders"

"Alan Ruck — Robert 'Rabbit' Nurick"

"Lois Smith — Meg Greene"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman — Dustin 'Dusty' Davis"

"Jami Gertz — Dr. Melissa Reeves"

"Cary Elwes — Dr. Jonas Miller"

"Bill Paxton — Bill 'The Extreme' Harding"

"Helen Hunt — Dr. Jo Harding"

"Nature Sucks."

"If you can hear it, it's already too late!"

"Go for a ride you'll never forget!"

"Don't Breathe. Don't Look Back."

"The Dark Side of Nature."

"There is a Mystery. Elusive. Unpredictable. Violent. It terrifies most scientists. But for a new breed... ...the challenge is saving lives. The Research is deadly. And the Laboratory is nature itself."

"It like to have killed us all. But not a one took it as hard as Idgie. Everyone thought she'd die right along with him. Night after night, she stayed by the river. Big George was the only soul she'd let near her, and he watched over her night and day. You know, a heart can be broken, but it still keeps a-beating just the same."

"The secret of life? The secret's in the sauce."

"Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch"

"Stan Shaw - Big George"

"Chris O'Donnell - Buddy Threadgoode"

"Cicely Tyson - Sipsey"

"Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode"

"Mary-Louise Parker - Ruth Jamison"

"Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode"

"Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch"

"[to Frank, as she is helping Ruth move out of the house] If you ever touch her again, I'll kill you!"

"Yang Lin as Consul Secretary"

"Chris Penn as Clive"

"Julia Hsu as Soo Yung"

"Tzi Ma as Consul Han"

"Tom Wilkinson as Griffin / Juntao"

"Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter"

"Jackie Chan as Chief Inspector Lee"

"They come from different cultures. But on a case this big, they speak the same language."

"Pals Forever. If they can get past today."

"The Fastest Hands In The East Meet The Biggest Mouth In The West."

"Keith Coogan - Kenny Crandell"

"Josh Charles - Bryan"