"Copal: All right you boneheads, thank your lucky stars and get to your freakin' cars! We have a mass poisoning on our hands! Too many dead to assign specific cases, so all clients are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! So, let's see some hustle out there!"

"Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr. Flores, I am ready to take you now."

"Copal: MANNY! YOU COULDN'T FIND A SALE AT A YACHT CLUB!!!"

"Salvador: Viva la Revolución!"

"Manny: I can't go strolling through the halls now...I'm on the lam!"

"Glottis: I am an elemental spirit summoned from the Land of the Dead itself, given one purpose, one skill, one desire... to DRIVE!!"

"Manny: This <*object*> looks like it's about to fall apart."

"Manny: My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be."

"Kath Soucie - Maureen Corley"

"[opening narration] Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should've known then that things are never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble."

"[reading a sign from dumpster] "Warning! Do not play in or around dumpster. Do not kick dumpster. Do not sleep in dumpster. Usage of this container for the disposal of human remains, may be in violation of local health ordinances.""

"[looking at the boxes] Empty boxes. They really should be flattend, so they can be recycled."

"[looking for his keys] Some joker took my keys. I don't like that."

"[looking at his bike] Good thing Ripburger didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him."

"[knocking on the door of the Kickstand] Open up!"

"[using different interface actions on a piano]"

"When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try."

"[using different interface actions on Todd Newlan after knocking him down]"

"[trying to open Todd Newlan's trailer door]: Knock knock.. Open up Todd!"

"[looking at Todd's basement window from outside]: Either someone's doing some welding down there, or we're talking about some very sub-code wiring."

"[various comments on Todd Newlan's "art"]"

"[various comments at the Mink Ranch]"

"[various comments of the hovercraft]"

"There's the Vultures' hideout, on the other side of this field. I heard a lot about the Vultures. [throws a rock on the field, triggering an explosion when it hits the ground] And I guess it's all true."

"[trying to open the Mink Ranch door] Open up, you minks!"

"[the player fails a task and Ben dies] Ouch. Let me try that again."

"No momentos. I'll have scars enough to remind me of this trip."

"Corley Motors. I've been meaning to come here for years. This is really a religious pilgrimage for me. A religious pilgrimage with a lot of butt-kicking."

"[upon attempting to use/pick up a huge turning Corley Motors sign on the factory]: Isn't that a little big for a souvenir?"

"[Looking at Emmet] He doesn't look happy."

"She took my booster fuel. Why is she running from me? She must think the whole world's against her. I Think I know how that feels."

"[to himself towards Emmet] That does it! He's dead!"

"[to himself] That sign... That means I'm in Cavefish territory."

"There's some sorta card. And a tape. I sure hope that's Corley's will."

"Souvenirs, here!"

"We got yer hats!"

"We got your pennants!"

"We got it all right here!"

"Official Corley Motors merchandise!"

"Our bunnies come with batteries included!"

"Loveable loveable little bunnies!"