"...was not only an inspirational leader, but also a great personal friend. His loss affects us all deeply. Malcolm and I spoke often of the future. We talked of the day when Corley Motors would move beyond its humble beginnings and into a new vehicular age. And, although his tragic death took him from us sooner than anyone expected. Malcolm Corley's dream remains. And I shall carry out that dream in his memory. Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present to you the future of Corley Motors... the Corley MINIVAN!"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Aggressive little wart, ain't ya?"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Shouldn't hit a man wearing glasses!"

"[toward Ben] Back off man!"

"[toward Ben] Loser!"

"This cargo is worthless. We have been tricked my brothers. Back to the cave."

"Oh angry spirit of Ricky Myran, we honour your rage, but for now, the ramp must go back.what"

"Father Torque [eulogy for Malcolm Corley]: Life... was a game to him... And he played it... by his own rules. He was a mystery to most of us... and yet, an inspiration to us all. He gave us FREEDOM. He gave us POWER. He gave us WINGS. He gave us WHEELS. Thank you, Malcolm Corley... for giving us a DREAM that will never die..."

"News announcer: Once again, our top story tonight: Malcolm Corley, owner of Corley Motors, was found DEAD at a rest stop just outside the town of Melonweed! Apparently, the benevolent patriarch and CEO was VICIOUSLY BEATEN ABOUT THE HEAD AND NECK! SAVAGELY, AND WITHOUT MERCY! Police have arrested a notorious outlaw biker gang known as "The Polecats". With the exception of their leader, who is still at large. Roadblocks have been set up along Highway 9 in an effort to apprehend this DANGEROUS AND VIOLENT CRIMINAL!"

"Derby announcer: All right folks! Hang on to your chili dogs, 'cuz its time to start The Corley Motors Smash-A-Torium Amateur Driver Ultimate Destruction Maximum Carnage Marathon! Let's meet our crash-cage gladiators! That mysterious-looking hooded figure wouldn't give us his real name... He prefers to be known as "The Unknown Avenger" and that's just fine with us, isn't it folks. And next to him is another newcomer! Please give a big Smash-A-Torium salute to Princess of Pileup, Doreen Schmorley! ...and finally, we have a last minute addition to the lineup tonight. A deadly looking team known as the "The Boom Boom Brothers". Alright now, are you ready to see some WREAKLESS DRIVING? Are you raedy to see some UNNECCESSARILY VIOLENT DESTRUCTION?"

"Derby announcer: Now, that was quite an explosion, folks! I can't see any survivors yet!.. Wait! What's that? It's the Unknown Avenger! AND HE'S ON FIRE!!! [the crowd goes wild] Let's give him a hand, folks, that looks painful! We really should put him out right way, but what a show, huh?"

"Derby announcer: Well, folks, it looks like the party is getting a little out of hand. The stadium seems to be catching fire. Let's all remain calm and... huh... ah, you're right! The Derby is over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

"Nestor: [chasing Ben] Ha, ha, ha! [to Bolus] Look at him run!"

"Roy Conrad - Ben (Full Throttle only)"

"Mark Hamill - Adrian Ripburger, Emmet, Todd Newlan"

"Hamilton Camp - Malcolm Corley, Father Torque"

"Maurice LaMarche - Nestor"

"Mal Friedman - Quohog"

"Tress MacNeille - Suzi"

":Very famous altered quotation from The Maltese Falcon."

"Is it over? ...Hello? ...Did we win?"

"Animations? I don't need animations! I live!"

"The testers - sitting in a dark room with a lava lamp and thinking they're in heaven"

"You have to kill me! And I'm already dead"

"Guybrush: Yeah, well he didn't give me a lot to work with"

"Elaine: "Unholy this?""

"Guybrush: Unholy this [Stabs LeChuck]"

"LeChuck: Do ya mind? I'm in the middle of an unholy ceremony!"

"Guybrush: "Ew""

"Nipperkin: "You know, Threepwood, you've got spunk. Pirate spunk.""

": - Guybrush, when examining a pair of socks"

"Those socks need a good darning... Darn you, socks!"

": - Elaine, when Guybrush drops the Voodoo root beer"

"So we're going to die... again... wonderful!"

": - Guybrush, when picking up a monkey coffin."

"Is this thing sloshing? Four words you don't want to hear when picking up a coffin."

"That's the second largest... No... No, that IS the largest conch shell I've ever seen!"

": – Guybrush at his mansion while standing at the cliff and hitting enter to jump off the cliff in the beginning of the game."