"Domino: I don't believe you Calavera, you're losing a fight so you pick on one of my pets?! Why aren't you more like me Manny? I've been trying to show you how but you don't listen! If you'd just adopt the proper attitude, just look what could happen to you! (is dragged into coral grinder) AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!"

"{Manny opens the cage door}"

"Hector: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?"

"Manny: I'll help you find your wife. What did she look like?"

"Manny: {to the Angelitos} I'm the one who's going to take Meche out of here."

"Manny: {after closing the vault door} Oh, Raoul... I'm so, so sorry!"

"Manny: I prefer to eat out of clean dishes that aren't nailed to the roof."

"Hector: Listen to me once and for all, Bowlsley: You are not a florist! You are a manufacturer of weapons!"

"Hector: I guess Domino was right - you don't have a shred of optimism"

"Manny: You must come with me, young ones, for I am the Grim Reaper."

"{Manny shoots at the greenhouse window}"

"Manny: {to Chepito} Is everything okay with your eyebrows?"

"Manny: {when looking at pile of bones} It's an ugly pile of bones, like me."

"Manny: {to Chepito} How long have you been down here?"

"Glottis: Uh-oh! Crazy road! Too crazy for the Bone Wagon!"

"Manny: {to Chepito} Could you send for help?"

"Manny: Glottis! Do something!"

"Manny: {to Chepito} Amigo!"

"Manny: Oh, poor spiders. No more demon heart to eat."

"Manny: {when trying to pick up Glottis} We're underwater--we're not on the moon."

"Manny: Why are you walking instead of taking a ship?"

"Manny: Don't you ever worry that your job is getting to you, Membrillo?"

"Manny: {when falling into the Sea of Lament} Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Slisko: You smell like bacon and oppression, man."

"Carla: {to Manny} Why is it all men are after the same thing - except you?!"

"Olivia Ofrenda: [reading a poem] With bony hands I hold my partner/ On soulless feet we cross the floor/ The music stops as if to answer/ An empty knocking at the door/ It seems his skin was sweet as mango/ When last I held him to my breast/ But now we dance this grim fandango/ And will four years before we rest."

"Manny: [at open mic night] Testing...check one...check two....Alright! WHO'S READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?!"

"Glottis: {after getting thrown out of the cat track} Hey, come on! You gotta let me back in! I'M A VIP!"

"Manny: Anyone know where I can find some tools?"

"Manny: How do you know where you're going?"

"Manny: {when trying to pick up the moon} Don't have that kind of equipment."

"Manny: I had no idea you liked gambling so much, Glottis."

"Manny: {looks at the moon} It shone, pale as bone / as I stood there alone. / And I thought to myself how the moon..."

"Manny: {when looking at the gamblers in the casino} Ah, my bread and butter..."

"Manny: {when looking at the croupier at Manny's casino} An honest roulette croupier is hard to find..."

"Manny: Why aren't you over at the roulette tables?"

"Manny: How's the flow tonight?"

"Manny: Think she'll come in tonight?"

"Manny: {looks at Velasco} That Dockmaster Velasco is one salty old bag of rope."

"Manny: Tell me your system, Charlie."

"Manny: So, know a good place to stay in town?"

"Manny: {when looking at the photo of Celso's wife} It's Celso's wife--Actually I don't think skin would help."

"Velasco: Look, I know how you feel son. Once I lost a very special lady myself. I waved to her from the docks as she sailed out of port and I never saw her again."

"Manny: I think slot machines attract an undesirable element."

"Celso: Oh, Manny. Is there a greater constant in nature than the treachery of women?"

"Manny: {looks at the locked gate near SS Limbo} It's locked."

"Manny: {when the player attempts to use a pile of dirty dishes} Not to sound like a capitalist oppressor, but I have people who do that for me now."