"“SEE souvenirs of Guybrush Threepwood’s most famous escapades! TASTE culinary delights approved by genuine pirates! HEAR beautiful pirate folk music! FEEL your souls being gently ripped from your bodies by this restaurant of uncompromising EEEEEVIL!!! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAAA!!!”"

": – Murray, when Guybrush shows him the “Abomination of Nature”"

"“Get that thing away from me, you twisted freak!”"

": – Guybrush, when LeChuck exits the Governor’s Mansion"

"“Well… you fight like a cow!”"

": – LeChuck, about Guybrush Threepwood"

"“Are you sure we can't kill him? I’ve let him alive before, and it’s always been a big mistake.”"

":– Guybrush, after getting himself kicked out of the pirate re-training school on Knuttin Atoll"

"“I may be a dunce, but at least I'm a mighty pirate dunce!”"

": – Guybrush, when looking at the middle finger of the giant hand in the Voodoo Lady's shop"

"“Ahh, the middle finger, the most communicative of fingers.”"

": – Guybrush sitting on a bench on Lucre Island, in reference to Forrest Gump"

"“Life is like pillaging a trading vessel bound for Jamestown... Ya never know what you're gonna get.”"

":– Guybrush, imitating Captain Kirk"

"“But- at- what- cost?”"

":– Guybrush, looking at a stuffed raven"

"“It's the stuff that really boring dreams are made of.”"

":Grim Fandango is another adventure game by LucasArts. Also a reference to The Secret Of Monkey Island, where a character from Loom wearing an "Ask me about Loom" badge was to be seen."

":– A badge worn by the silent patron in the chicken restaurant."

"“Ask me about Grim Fandango.”"

":– Wally (a line from Day of the Tentacle)"

"“I feel like I could, TAKE ON THE WORLD!”"

":– Haggis MacMutton, when Guybrush enters the barbershop tarred-and-feathered (another line from Star Wars)"

"“We don't serve yer kind here!”"

":- Guybrush in the smugglers' cave"

"I got so much money, It's embarassing!"

":– LeChuck, quoting Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back"

"“It was no mere nightmare, Guybrush! Search your feelings! You know it to be true!”"

":– Slappy Cromwell, reciting lines from his play, re-written from Hamlet by way of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back."

"“Join me, Rosencrantz! I am your FATHER!”"

": – Murray the demonic talking skull, having fallen from a great height"

"“I think I broke my skull. I’m *all* skull.”"

": – Guybrush, when looking at a pile of skulls, in reference to Gilligan's Island"

"“It looks like a ship's skipper, first mate, a professor, and the rest.”"

": – Edward Van Helgen"

"Mine is the name pirates fear the most: Edward “Snugglecakes” Van Helgen!"

":– Murray, the demonic talking skull"

"“I’m not bald! I just have a really high widow's peak.”"

": – Elaine Marley, reply to LeChuck asking her to be his undead wife"

"I can’t, I’m washing my hair tonight"

":Paraphrasing Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

":– The Voodoo Lady, when Wally is kidnapped"

"“I'm sensing a disturbance in the Force…as if a tiny voice just called out...and hastily scratched a message in a table.”"

": – said by several citizens of Scabb Island about the local bully, shortly before Guybrush commissions a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande"