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"...that does for science what a long stick does for blocked drains."

"...that does for science what badly-thrown javelins do for hot dog salesmen."

"...that spills knowledge over the trousers of science."

"...that farts into a pipette and then leaves it on your mantelpiece."

"...a paper bag on the ugly face of science."

"...that does for science what lunchboxes do for sprinters."

"...a skidmark on the underpants of science."

"...that lances boils on the spotty bottom of science."

"...that wipes bogies under the desk of science."

"...that takes science out to dinner and then leaves without paying."

"...for the chemically challenged."

"...that puts the "fizz" into "physics"."

"...a gale-force wind on the comb-over of science."

"...that strips science of its dignity and sends it home to its mum."

"...a shedful of explosives in the allotment of science."

"...that poos in a petri dish - and leaves you to do the explaining."

"...that has your neighbor's curtains twitching."

"...an itchy rash on the buttocks of science."

"...that puts worms in the pockets of science."

"...that tells you the truth: Father Christmas is real, and we've got the proof."

"...that scribbles in the textbooks of science."

"...that does for science what a pair of pliers does for a toothache."

"...you have to wash your hands after watching."

"...running up the down escalator of science."

"...that's missing its two front teeth."

"...that makes up the rules as it goes along."

"...that drills a hole and has a peep next door."

"...that gets on the bus without paying its fare."

"...that farts in the jacuzzi of human knowledge."

"...that's so hard, you can crack nuts with it."

"...that ties together the shoelaces of science."

"...that bunks off work early."

"...that pulls a moonie in the face of science."

"...that puts its feet up on your mum's best furniture."

"...that does for science what a naked flame does for a petrol station forecourt."

"...that doesn't write “thank you” letters."

"...that doesn't wash its hands after going to the loo."

"...where science stays up late, way past its bedtime."

"...that walks straight through your house in muddy boots."

"...that other science shows cross over the road to avoid."

"...that laughs in the face of science."

"...that does for science what Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does for Australian football."

"...that blindfolds science and takes it for a joyride."

"...that does for science what nitro does for glycerin."

"...that puts physics, chemistry, biology and French people into a blender and then has it for breakfast."

"...that’s got more stuffing than your mum’s turkey."

"...that does for science what a milkmaid does for udders."

"...that grabs science by the sideburns and makes it stand outside the headmaster's study."

"...that thinks salad is for wimps."

"...predicted by Nostradamus."