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"...that gets other people to do its homework."
"...that always leaves the toilet seat up."
"...that puts the "fizz" into "physics"."
"...that tells you the truth: Father Christmas is real, and we've got the proof."
"...that uses jelinite as a hair gel."
"The greatest thing in history."
"Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always."
"Ruth Kearney - Jess Parker"
"Alexander Siddig - Philip Burton"
"Lucy Brown - Claudia Brown (series 1), Jenny Lewis (series 2, 3, 4)"
"Hannah Spearritt - Abby Maitland"
"Juliet Aubrey - Helen Cutter"
"Andrew-Lee Potts - Connor Temple"
"Douglas Henshall - Professor Nick Cutter"
"Ben Miller - James Lester"
"James Murray - Stephen Hart"
"Jason Flemyng - Danny Quinn"
"Ben Mansfield - Captain Hilary Becker"
"Ciarán McMenamin - Matt Anderson"
"Tommy Godfrey – Sid the caretaker"
"Jacki Harding – Anna Schmidt (German pupil)"
"Gabor Vernon – Zoltan Szabo (Hungarian pupil)"
"Anna Bergman – Ingrid Svenson (Swedish pupil)"
"Ricardo Montez – Juan Cervantes (Spanish pupil)"
"Pik-Sen Lim – Chung Su-Lee (Chinese pupil)"
"Iris Sadler – Gladys the tea lady"
"Robert Lee – Tarō Nagazumi (Japanese pupil)"
"George Camiller – Giovanni Capello (Italian pupil)"
"Kevork Malikyan – Maximillian Papandrious (Greek pupil)"
"Jamila Massey – Jamila Ranjha (Indian pupil)"
"Dino Shafeek – Ali Nadim (Pakistani pupil)"
"Barry Evans – Jeremy Brown (English teacher)"
"Françoise Pascal – Danielle Favre (French pupil)"
"Zara Nutley – Dolores Courtney (principal)"
"Albert Moses – Ranjeet Singh (Punjabi pupil)"
"YMCA (fade into credits)"
"The Beaulieu Motor Museum"
"Weekend at Bernie's III"
"People who go "Slammers!""
"Decimal currency"
"Tango adverts"
"Buffalo girls who go on the inside"
"Pointless lists without punchlines. "Well that told me, Mr. Morrissey.""
"The direction North-North-West"
"The phrase "Mid-morning""
"Koi carp and most of all,"
"Disposable razors"
"Magnifying mirrors"
"Hibernating animals"
"Millipedes"