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April 10, 2026
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"You can't come on to my bus, flapping your map about, slap my face with a four-fingered glove!"
"(To passenger with a baby in a pram) Take your spaceship off my bus!"
"(To woman with poodle) Eh, take your sheep off my bus! What does this look like, Noah's ark?"
"Do I look like A to Z?"
"Lots of my friends are fat and they would eat you!"
"Hey! Sodom and Gomorrah!"
"Voulez-vous le lollipop, mademoiselle, maaaaaaaaan!?"
"People go into my toilettes weighing 10 stone. They come out, weighing 9 stone 4 pounds."
"One pound!"
"Salesman: Hey...(No answer) Hi... Hello..."
"Shop Assistant: Simon N Tell yeah..."
"Salesman: We err specialize in women's clothes..."
"Salesman: Every piece is a one-off"
"Shop assistant: Piece one-off."
"Shop Assistant: Oh you don't wanna buy 'em now?"
"Salesman: I don't wanna buy 'em."
"Salesman: Sorry, It's been a long day-"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah It has been a long day."
"Salesman: Yeah It hasn't been a long day for you."
"Shop Assistant: So it hasn't been a long day for you."
"he's got it all down me strides"
"I think we were wrong-footed"
""He's got a bloody rifle!" (Regan, Trojan Bus)"
""We're The Sweeney! We kill him - nothing! You kill us - thirty years!" - Det. Insp. Jack Regan (pilot, Regan)"
"βI want the glove compartment filled with Mars bars, Wine Gums and Jelly Babies, and ham sandwiches, the sort that come in cellophane packets and sausage rolls β but no potato crisps, they interfere with transmission.β"
"I'm gonna come down on you so hard your going to have to reach up to tie your shoe laces."
""I am utterly and abjectly pissed-off with this little lot. I've given the best years of my life to the job. I've got eighteen bloody commendations, if you include the one I didn't get yesterday. And how does this 'wonderful' police force show its gratitude for all my years of unstinting effort? It bangs me up in a crummy little cell like some cheap little villain - all because a toerag called Hutchinson's got a few bottles twitching on the Fifth Floor. Now, because that poor little bastard had the guts to get off his arse, I'm going to have to be reinstated. And what do you bunch of bleeding double-dyed hypocrites want now? You want me to crawl back to work and be terribly grateful that I didn't get nicked for something I didn't do. Well you can stuff it!" (Jack or Knave - Regan is accused of being corrupt)"
"Regan: "Ere George. You ever fancied a gaff in the country?" Carter:"Wot on a copper's bunce? Leave it out guv!""
"Put 'em away darlin', we ain't had our breakfast"
""Now the question is: do I write my statement and then get drunk, or get drunk then write it?" (Taste of Fear)"
""If you weren't who you are, I'd kick your arse up to your shoulderblades." (May)"
""Nah, course I wasn't scared. Mind you, some bugger peed in my pants." (Taste of Fear)"
""You couldn't find an Irishman in a Harp Club." (Abduction)"
""The hairs on my wooden leg tell me that something is up." (Abduction)"
""He's a weirdo and he's hard enough to rollerskate on." (Stay Lucky,Eh?)"
""You shall go to the ball" (Carter gives Regan a pair of muddy shoes dredged up from a river as evidence: a mocking reference to Cinderella)"
"he drove straight into my Sergeants motor"
""Get yer trousers on, you're nicked." This line became synonymous with the show, although it was only ever used in the pilot episode, "Regan". Despite the line's Sweeney associations it was actually first used in Euston films series "Special Branch", in the episode 'Date of Birth'."
""SHUT IT!" This line is most associated with The Sweeney, although Regan only ever uses it in a couple of episodes and the first feature film."
""We're The Sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner. You've kept us waiting, so unless you want a kicking you tell us where those photographs are." (Ringer)"
""Cor, that Sheila has got some lunch on her!" (Queen's Pawn - Carter is admiring Sheila's cleavage as she dances)"
""The world does not revolve around your body. This bloke Galileo proved it, it goes around the sun." (Night Out)"
""I hate this bastard place, it's a bloody holiday camp for thieves and weirdoes, all the rubbish. You nail a villain and some ponced up pin stripe Hampstead barrister screws it all up like an old fag packet and pops off for a game of squash and a glass of Madeira. He's taking home 30 grand a year and we can just about afford 10 days in Eastbourne and a second hand car. Nah, it's all bloody wrong, my son." (Abduction)"
"Jo Portman - Miranda Raison"
"Adam Carter - Rupert Penry-Jones"
"Ros Myers - Hermione Norris"
"Sir Harry Pearce KBE - Peter Firth"
"There are all kinds of people on earth that you will meet some day... They will be looking for a certain stone. They will be people who do not get tired, but who will keep pushing forward, going, going all the time... These people do not follow the way of our great-grandfather. They follow another way. They will travel everywhere, looking for this stone which our great-grandfather put on the earth in many places."
"Charlotte Hudson: People who wear sunglasses are often seen as cool and trendy-apart from Liam Gallagher of course."
"You'll be forgiven for thinking it's snowing. It's not. That's actually pieces of caravan. It's been blown to smithereens."