Shrek Video Games

"Guy: Yee-haw! Come on, Donkey! Come on! Stupid donkey, you crashed our ride!"

"Shrek: [repeat line] Get back here with that key! [To Geek] Now you're getting on my nerves."

"Shrek: Well, well, well. Nice of you to join me."

"Donkey: This is the school? Why does it look like a hedge maze?"

"Shrek: I think we're here."

"Shrek: Alright. Let's get her!"

"Donkey: Yeah, well, maybe I'll just wait outside. Have fun."

"Geek: Look! An ogre! How many Power Ups is that?"

"(Donkey runs away)"

"Witch: Aw... here kitty, kitty. Time to meet your DOOM! Those cute eyes! You're hideous!"

"Shrek: Hey! Get back here with that key!"

"Shrek: Sigh... I'm going to need that key from that nerd."

"Geek: Eeeaahh!"

"Puss in Boots: She took off on her broom. I tried to stop her, but alas! My legs were already tired from all that jumping."

"Shrek: Shut up!"

"Shrek: Doesn't anybody ever leave a gate open?"

"Geek: I resist. [repeats line] Eeeaahh! [to Shrek] Save versus unconscious! Ooh... bummer!"

"Witch: Too bad! You're not getting either! Get him, girls!"

"Puss in Boots: Have no fear, boss. I shall scale the impenetrable fortress and clear the path."

"Puss in Boots: The Puss in Boots fears nothing!"

"Shrek: Okay..."

"Shrek: Pinocchio! Are you alright?"

"Artie: Um, that tall one over there. But he prefers to go by his nickname Peaches."

"Jock: Oh! You made a funny. Now go play your silly game."

"Jock: Heh... wait 'til Artie sees what we're going to do to his horse. Witches! If you've come to play, you're gonna pay."

"Shrek: Don't worry about them. None of them are half the puppet you are. Now tell me what's going on Far Far Away."

"Jock: Nerd!"

"Witch: You'll never get the sword, Shrek!"

"Shrek: Boy, do I have a surprise for you! What's this?"

"Shrek: Not around anymore."

"Donkey: Hey Shrek! Head's up!"

"Shrek: All right, Peaches. You're coming with me."

"Donkey: Throw the soccer ball at the witch, Shrek!"

"Prince Charming: Far Far Away is mine."

"Lancelot: What did you call me?"

"Lancelot: You said it again!"

"Shrek: Peaches. Come on, we've got a ship to catch."

"Shrek: No, no. Pinocchio and I WANTED to be in this demented by workshop filled with crazy puppets!"

"Lancelot: Unhand me! You've insulted Lancelot's honor for the final time!"

"Lancelot: That's one insult too many! You should face me on the field of battle!"

"Shrek: Lancelot? I thought you were Arthur."

"The Narrator: And so the stage was set for the climax of this tale, as Charming prepared a grand show to commemorate his ultimate triumph."

"The Narrator: As Shrek and the others are parked upon his royal quest, Fiona returns the castle. There, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella and Rapunzel did what all royal princesses do in times like this: sit tea."

"Sleeping Beauty: It's what all royal princesses do in times like this."

"Fiona: Seriously, a tea party?"

"Shrek: Listen up! You've got ten seconds to release the princesses or else we're going to knock down your walls!"

"The Narrator: He did the next best thing."

"The Narrator: And toss the princesses into a dank cell."

"Prince Charming: Question the puppet. Find the ogre."

"King Harold: There is another."