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April 10, 2026
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"Shrek: Oh, I'll be back in no time."
"Shrek: I have no idea."
"Puss in Boots: What is he talking about?"
"Puss in Boots: You want to take him or should I?"
"Shrek: Uh, we'll be taking our sail back now."
"(Shrek arrives)"
"Pirate #3: Silver and avast! You'll never take me ship!"
"Pirate #3: Arrr and avast! I surrender!"
"Fiona: There's something I need to tell you."
"Puss in Boots: I will take my leave, boss, and meet you at Arthur's academy."
"Pirate: Cat in the cargo hold!"
"Puss in Boots: Look! These dastardly pirates have stolen our sail!"
"Puss in Boots: A magnificent fish! I am in heaven!"
"(Puss in Boots arrives)"
"Pirate #3: An ogre! Man the bilges and prepare for me escape!"
"Puss in Boots: Behold! The mighty valor of Puss-In-Boots! To interrupt a cat's dinner is to invite disaster! En Garde!"
"Pirate #2: Who had the bright idea to hide in here?!"
"Shrek: We don't have a crew, Donkey! They're trying to steal our boat!"
"Donkey: Look, Shrek! Our crew's all ready to go. I'm gonna get me a deck chair and one of those drinks with the little umbrellas in it!"
"Donkey: What?! Oh, they can kiss me..."
"Pirate: Halt! Stop right where you ARRRrrrrr! Arr ...It took me all day to stack those up."
"Shrek: Oh, surprise, surprise. Pirates and bandits at the docks. What will they think of next? Don't they know I've got a boat to catch?"
"(Donkey arrives)"
"Pirate: The ogre's coming boys! Batten down the hatches and prepare for a boarding!"
"Pirate #3: Ouch! Quit it!"
"Pirate #3: Did he say... ogre?"
"Pirate: All men prepare to attack the ogre!!!"
"Pirate: Run!"
"Pirate: The gate's been breached! The gate's been breached!"
"Pirate #2: Have at it mates, we're getting licked!"
"Pirate #3: You mean he FOUND the switch?!"
"Guy: The pirates locked us in here! Help!"
"Pirate #1: Is that a cat up there?"
"Puss in Boots: My, my. this is a nice catwalk. Don't mind me. Coming through."
"Pirate #2: Why is he wearing boots?"
"Shrek: Well, well, well. So much for scouting around. You're, like, 20 feet where you started. Out of the way, let's go."
"Peasant #1: An ogre! Pelt him!"
"Puss in Boots: You are... how shall I put this? Too rotund to fit into this itty bitty doorway. Allow me."
"Pirate #1: He's kicking our behinds and you're worried about boots?"
"Guy 2: An ogre?! Eeeagh!"
"Puss in Boots: Andale! Andale! Fight me like a man... or whatever. You can tell them you lost to the best!"
"Shrek: And I suppose you've got something better to do?"
"Shrek: Uh, I think Fiona's going to be angry!"
"Donkey: Man, Shrek, you were amazing! I just love a royal rumble!"
"Donkey: Oh definitely! And don't forget about her mom, she'll be really angry! And the princesses, they get mad just getting dressed in the morning, don't ask me how I know that."
"Attendant #2: More powder! More paint!"
"Donkey: I've got a great idea, Shrek! Man, Shrek! It's one of them pester fairies! Grab it before it drives me crazy!"
"Attendant #3: Adjust your wig sir?"
"Shrek: Donkey..."
"Chef: Oh no! Not the ice sculpture!"