"Donkey: We're going on an adventure, we're going on an adventure. What could be more fun than going on a really, really, really long road trip with me?"

"Donkey: Wicked witches, spooky trees, crazy mice on a lactose binge. We're doomed."

"Shrek: Relax, the Wicked Witch's place is that way."

"Fiona: Great. Now we need another potion to turn them back... We'll never make it there."

"Mouse 1: By Jove, that smells like cheese."

"Mouse 2: No, you can't."

"Mouse 3: Yes, I can see that."

"Mouse 1: We have been rudely turned back into mice."

"Narrator: And so they came upon a dark, creepy forest. And as if that weren't reason enough to turn back, an evil witch flew above them. Seeing the carriage horses were enchanted, the Wicked Witch turned them back into mice, for witches need mice for their witchery. The Wicked Witch then left a trail of cheese, so the mice would be led to her doorstep and into her boiling pot, because she is really wicked... I could tell you some stories..."

"Little Red Riding Hood: Got room in the carriage? I've go a game to pitch in Far Far Away."

"Gingerbread Man: Well, it's been fun guys, but I have a blind date. She might be my sugar cookie."

"Magic Mirror: Shrek's starvin' for some great pie, and an old shut-in wants to make it for him. But who will be able to bring home the blackbird? Fiona, doll, it's your HERO TIME!"

"Grandma: Splendid. Now if your friends will fetch me some blackbirds, I'll make them the best blackbird pie they ever tasted."

"Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma, it's me. I got the chickens for the soup and I had help from my four new friends."

"Guy: For your honorable acts of rescue, my six brothers and I are eternally grateful!"

"Magic Mirror: This potion increases your team's Attack power for a limited time! At the right moment, slow down time with Fiona to get through safety!"

"Little Red Riding Hood: Name's Lil Red. I promised my grandmother I'd get some chickens for her to make soup. Will you help me? Good job, guys. I'll be long to meet you at grandma's house in a sec."

"Donkey: I'll call you "Pecky"."

"Shrek: I don't know, but there's chickens all over the place. This is my home, not a petting zoo."

"Donkey: What's all that, Shrek?"

"Guy: Oh golly, what can I say? You folks rock! Or broke one, anyway."

"Magic Mirror: These are cookies that Gingerbread Man can throw to attract creatures and enemies of all sorts! Aim the Cookie before throwing it by holding button, then releasing it to throw the Cookie."

"Magic Mirror: Press button to slow down time with Fiona, then touch all the fairies to collect them! Thanks for helping out your wee fellow man."

"Leprechaun: There once was a motley crew who asked if I would let them through. I'll open the gate for you and your mates if you were to bring me the... Fairies."

"Guy 2: WOOHOO!!!"

"Guy: Hanging out can be fun, but that was ridiculous! THANK YOU!!!"

"Magic Mirror: This potion makes your team invulnerable for a limited time!"

"Robin Hood: Oh, merry men!"

"Guy 2: By the gods! My brothers and I can't thank you enough!"

"Guy: Many thanks to you! Could you rescue my six brothers as well?"

"Shrek: Ogres eat nature, not parfaits."

"Donkey: Why don't we just get some parfaits? You know the ones with whip cream. Oh, I love whip cream."

"Shrek: Then I need help collecting eyeballs. It'll be a long journey and nobody wants to see me hungry."

"Fiona: Look, I don't want to be late."

"Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away so they could meet the handsome man she married. While packing for their long journey, Shrek realized he still needed some essentials for the trip."

"Prince Charming: How about this for a Happily Ever After? Not a troll fan?"

"Ogre Power!"

"Princess Fiona: It's Fiona Time!"

"If it ain't broke, break it!"

"Gingerbread Man: Go get 'em!"

"Magic Mirror A princess in distress? An army of balloons? And a giant cookie man allergic to milk? It's gotta be Hero Time!"

"Magic Mirror: Wherever lies a cookie, the Big Guy will strike. So toss cookies wherever you like!"

"Leperchaun: Hey, that rhymes!"

"Gingerbread Man: Squish?"

"Leperchaun: There once was a Ogre with a wish, Who had all the grace of a fish. His motley crew will pay me my due, Or all this will end with a..."

"Gingerbread Man: We don't have that kind of dough."