"Papa Bear: Great. I'm going on a porridge break. Meet me at the trucks when you're done. Now, will you get that lunatic cookie monster out of my town! He is a HUGE fire code violation!"

"Shrek: We'll take care of this."

"Papa Bear: Help! Knights are attacking the giant cookie, but destroying the city. Only you can put out the fires."

"Narrator: Handsome and the crew made their way to Far Far Away. They arrived to find Gingerbread Man brought a little friend. Well, okay... a big friend! Unbeknownst to the crew, Gingerbread Man had whipped up a monstrous cookie creation to help defeat Fairy Godmother. Unfortunately, his weapon of mass destruction turned out to be a mass of doughy devastation."

"Shrek: Now on to Far Far Away and my Fair Fair Fiona."

"Fairy Godmother: You may have stopped me this time, but I'll get you, and your little donkey too!"

"Fairy Godmother: Not so fast! Fiona will marry Prince Charming, and you all can take a dirt nap! Catch me if you can!"

"Dwarf 4: Goshness oh safeness, she's alive!"

"Dwarf 4: Beards and whiskers, free at last! Listen, guys, first things first, We need to save Snowy from the clutches of Fairy Godmother. Once you do it's smooth sailing to Far Far Away."

"Dwarf 3: Uhh... Oh... Thanks for saving me. Now hurry up and rescue Snow White."

"Fairy Godmother: Oh Stone Warriors, You are my aces. Pound those smiles Right off their faces!"

"Dwarf 2: I dare say, sweet Nancy, not by a long shot! It only gets harder from here on out."

"Shrek: We're on our way to the other side of Mt. Grimm. Are we close, by any chance?"

"Allister: They returned home from a long honeymoon to find their faithful friend, their ever-present, constant companion, and irritatingly loyal donkey pal awaiting their arrival."

"Dwarf 1: Mumptious o harshness, yes! Overrun by Clan Froggy. Under control of the Fairy Godmother. They've captured Snow White, too! Blumptious o scrumptious, you gonna save Snowy and my Dwarven brethren or not?"

"Shrek: We've noticed you have a froggy infestation."

"Dwarf 1: Grumptious o goshness! Thank you all!"

"Shrek: Our special charge team attack will get us through."

"Narrator: The only thing now standing between Shrek and Far Far Away was Mt. Grimm. Known amongst mountaineers as the heaping-ginormous-mound-o'-rubble-o' death. Big Bad Wolf, claiming to have been a big bad sherpa in his puppyhood, knew a shortcut--why go over a mountain when you can go through it? And remember, if Shrek and the bunch don't move fast... Prince Charming will kiss our unsuspecting Fiona. And Shrek will lose Fiona forever."

"Magic Mirror: Ahem, yes, well, Wolf, your hero time is full of fabulous prizes and the key to free your pals. But in order to free your pals, you must survive the staircase of doom. Get ready for Hero Time!"

"Big Bad Wolf: What? I know, I know. It's Hero Time."

"Magic Mirror: Dressed for bed, but ready for action, Big Bad Wolf..."

"Gingerbread Man: How are we gonna get them out of there?"

"Donkey: Come on, wolf, no time to spare. We've got to get back to Far Far Away before the fat lady sings."

"Big Bad Wolf: Oh, here they are, just hanging around."

"Gingerbread Man: Holy shortbread!"

"Larry: Welcome to Larry's Discount House of Magic! We're slashing prices! Everything must go! Thank goodness! I thought i'd never unload that...I mean thank you for your business. No you weren't wasting my time...really."

"Tinkerbell: Zip it, ladies. The mice must have been caught! No time for coffee breaks."

"Big Bad Wolf: Talk to my lawyer."

"Pig 2: You! You owe me for my house! My insurance covered huffing! But not ze puffing!"

"Pig: Oh zank you all! You will zave my brothers too, ya?"

"Tinkerbell: Alright, alright. But let's not forget Porkchop's brothers. We'll need their help."

"Mice: Pardon you!"

"Big Bad Wolf: But they’re blind..."

"Tinkerbell: Alright, listen up. The mice will sneak into the Warden's office and get the keys to free the boys."

"Narrator: No one knew what the potion would do. After Donkey did a taste test, Shrek chugged the potion, hoping it contained a happily ever after for him and Fiona. Nothing happened... At least at first. But then... in the middle of the rainy night, something unexpected happened. Shrek and Donkey underwent a massive transformation. Shrek was as handsome as a prince and Donkey his noble steed! Things seemed to be going great as the gang said thanks and goodbye to Lil' Red for now. But... after Shrek drank her potion, Fairy Godmother knew her son, Prince Charming, had a handsome rival for Fiona's affection. So she made sure he was locked away in the deepest, darkest dungeon of a Far Away Prison, where no escape was possible. What Fairy Godmother didn't count on was Shrek's friends finding out about his arrest through a concerned and extremely benevolent third party. So a jailbreak was planned, one that would most certainly test the fellowship of this thing."

"Puss in Boots: Okay, let's get out of here and make sure the potion works."

"Shrek: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Run!"

"Prince Charming: I'll get you, Shrek."

"Shrek: Kitty, she'll take five of your lives. Let's get out of here."

"Puss in Boots: I will defend us from the evil witch."

"Fairy Godmother: Wonderful, you're all back together. Now I can turn you all into rancid rump roast."

"Magic Mirror: Good job, but she'll be back, you know. And usually the coming back is followed by the evil spell casting, which is only fun if you want to spend the rest of your life a toilet brush. You might want to get back and help Shrek."

"Magic Mirror: The Fairy Godmother is one angry pixie and only Lil' Red and her basket of apples can clip her wings. I think we all know what that means. Yup, it's Hero Time!"

"Little Red Riding Hood: Run! I'll hold her off!"

"Fairy Godmother: You!"

"Little Red Riding Hood: I know where the potions are. Follow me!"

"Donkey: We should just go in there and take it."

"Shrek: Well, apparently ogres don't get Happily Ever Afters."