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"Puss: Looks like the coast is clear."
"Shrek: The potion is pretty high up."
"Puss: Like taking candy from a baby."
"Shrek: Would you really do that? Take a baby's candy away?"
"Puss: Of course not. It's just an expression. Excelente! I made it to the potion. Master Shrek will be most pleased."
"Voice: Security breach in lab area! Close all exits!"
"Donkey: Uh-oh, I better find Shrek before time runs out and we are locked in! Shrek!! Where are you? We're trapped, Shrek!"
"Puss: This place will be crawling with elves in no time."
"Shrek: Don't worry, I have an idea that will get us out of here."
"Narrator: Thanks to Shrek they were able to escape the lab with the potion. Later that night Shrek and Donkey drank the potion. At first it didn't seem to take effect, but the next day Shrek awoke a handsome man while Donkey awoke as a noble white steed. That same morning Princess Fiona awoke to find herself in her true love's form. Not knowing where her husband Shrek had been in the last 2 days, she wondered if her new appearance meant something bad happened to him, or if he had just stopped loving her."
"Shrek: Do you guys think Fiona will like the new me?"
"Puss: The townspeople loved you. You are as handsome as me."
"Donkey: Yeah, Shrek, she won't believe her eyes."
"Shrek: Well then, I am off to find my Princess. Wish me luck. What are you doing in our room? Where is Fiona?"
"Fairy Godmother: She is meeting her new Prince Charming."
"Shrek: What are you talking about? Step aside, I am going to find her!"
"Fairy Godmother: I already called the palace guard. The only place you are going is prison."
"Donkey: This is terrible. Shrek was arrested and now Fiona is hanging out with some strange dude."
"Puss: They are somewhere in this store, so maybe I can sneak up close to the King and see what they are up to."
"Donkey: Good idea, Cap'n Kitty. Don't let them see you."
"Fairy Godmother: Why has your daughter not fallen in love with my son yet?"
"King Harold: I don't think she believes that Prince Charming is Shrek."
"Prince Charming: What shall we do, Mother?"
"Fairy Godmother: I will give you a potion to put in her drink. She'll fall in love with the fist man she kisses."
"King Harold: I don't like this, but I can't lose my own "Happily Ever After"... I'll do it."
"Puss: I better tell Donkey about this. I need to get back to Donkey. They will force her to fall in love with Prince Charming!"
"Donkey: Let's go get Shrek."
"Voice: Security! We have 2 shop lifters in the store!"
"Donkey: Wait, I'm not stealing, I'm just trying them on!"
"Gingy: I can't believe Donkey and Shrek are in prison."
"Mice: We both saw it on Magic Mirror TV!"
"Gingy: I better check on the rest of our rescue team."
"Pinocchio: I've got a fresh set of puppet strings!"
"Gingy: That can work as a rope."
"Pig: I'm bringing hay!"
"Gingy: Good. We can light torches."
"Leprechaun: How many pumpkins can you hit without hitting a fairy?"
"Pig 2: I am bringing wood!"
"Gingy: That will work well for ladders."
"Pig 3: I couldn't find any bricks."
"Gingy: You were supposed to find something to break the bricks!"
"Pig 3: Well, that's different."
"Mice: Is everyone ready to go?"
"Gingy: Yep, and they're heading this way."
"Magic Mirror: While everyone is climbing down to free Shrek and Donkey, you must find and destroy all the searchlights so we can escape."
"Gingy: I'll be back when I'm done. What's happened?"
"Magic Mirror: Our plan failed. Everyone fell down to Shrek's cell!"
"Gingy: We are the only ones small enough to escape, but what do we do once we're out?"
"Shrek: I have a plan, but you must get out of here before they close the main gate to the forest."
"Gingy: Leave it to me. I did it! Now I have to find the muffin man."