"Narrator: At the castle a celebration in Shrek and Fiona's honor was underway. The only problem was that Prince Charming was pretending to be Shrek. Just as things started to look hopeless, help arrived in a BIG way. The only things that stood in the way were the castle gates and the royal guard. Prince Charming must be stopped!"

"Shrek: The knights are dropping milk on the big guy. If we don't stop them, he will not be able to open the castle's drawbridge."

"Gingy: Don't worry, big fella, I will use my candy cane to stop the milk before it hits you."

"Shrek: He's barely holding the drawbridge open but I think I can make it in! I made it inside but everyone else is still locked out. I think I can open the drawbridge if I get to the top of this tower."

"Leprechaun: Let's see how good you are at avoiding arrows."

"Shrek: This must be the lever that opens the castle's drawbridge. Now everyone can enter."

"Donkey: I will hold this door closed while the rest of you go look for the princess."

"Shrek: Thanks, Donkey."

"Donkey: Hey! I'm a steed, remember?"

"Puss: This is it! The entrance to the courtyard."

"Shrek: Fiona! It's me, Shrek! Don't kiss that imposter!"

"Gingy: As long as the Fairy Godmother continues to use her magic, you will never be able to get Fiona."

"Shrek: She is powerful but she can't fight all of us if we work as a team."

"Puss: Viva la Revolucion!"

"Fairy Godmother: Ouch! Where is my spray bottle? This is not the end!"

"Narrator: Shrek and Fiona were united. Prince Charming had managed to kiss Fiona, but to his surprise, King Harold had not given his daughter the magic love potion. When the clock struck midnight, Shrek and Fiona returned to their ogre forms. But they had not seen the Fairy Godmother."

"Fairy Godmother: I created this artificially beautiful realm with my magic. It is supposed to be perfect. But you have ruined everything I worked so hard for! I won't let you destroy my perfection!"

"Princess Fiona: Watch out for her magic, Shrek! Don't let it hit you!"

"Fairy Godmother: I would like to see you dodge this one."

"Shrek: I won't let you hurt Fiona!"

"Fairy Godmother: (Laughs)"

"Narrator: Fairy Godmother shot her most powerful spell towards Shrek and Fiona. Everything seemed lost when suddenly King Harold jumped in the way. His suit of armor reflected the blast back and she was finished. One by one all the spells Fairy Godmother had given to the people of Far Far Away began to break. This included King Harold, who regained his true form. People realized they felt being better being themselves and a great joy swept across the crowd. Now best of friends, Puss n' Boots and Donkey grabbed the mic and took over the party. Everyone began to boogie, and they all lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER."

"Allister: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a loveable ogre, and a beautiful princess. One day, the ogre and the lady met, and they fell in love."

"Donkey: Whoa, whoa, back it up there, Chauncey."

"Allister: It's Allister."

"Donkey: Allister? What kind of name is that? You must have got kicked a lot at school."

"Allister: I am trying to tell a story."

"Donkey: Well, you're telling it wrong. Look here. Once upon a time there was an ogre, a princess, and a noble, handsome gorgeous... donkey!"

"Allister: Oh, excuse me for forgetting the donkey! Ahem...so one day, the ogre and the lady met, and they fell in love."

"Donkey: ...with the donkey."

"Allister: Evil forces were to come between them, but as the script here says, love conquers all."

"Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. The bouquet was delicious."

"Dwarf 2: I say, hruff-hruff, mighty good show there."

"Shrek: Donkey! We're back!"

"Donkey: So soon!"

"Shrek: What in the name of all the king's horses has been going on around here?!"

"Donkey: What's been going on? I'll tell you what's been going on!...All kinds of crazy things have been going on! That's what! Get a load of this! Soldiers are trying to arrest the fairytale creatures again! Can you believe it? You've got to rip this poster down, Shrek! Man, we've got to protect our friends! And, Shrek, these posters ain't the half of it. Look at this! Coins, just floating in the air! And we've got to pick them up, man; we're going to need all the coins we can get. They're all over the place too. Over here. Over there. Up in the air! There are some even hidden in the crates. And look at THIS! When you jump on these lily pads - WHOO! - you bounce! And then we got energy bars, floating in space! WHY?! Why are they here?! I mean, they taste all like rattlesnake and they make you fell all powered up...but still, you know... Yes, that's right: Hero Energy Bars for the Hero, everyone. Giving Heroes that extra energy boost since ... well, last year. It's kind of spooky they're just hanging in the mid-air like that. Huhhh. They're giving me heebie-jeebies! Oh and, by the way, we're going to Far Far Away for your wedding ball."

"Fiona: Uh...Our what?"

"Donkey: Your wedding ball! Invitation came while you were gone. Oh, I did forget to mention that? My bad. But we can't leave until you get rid of all this hoodoo-voodoo! So c'mon. Let's get a move on. Time's a wasting. We got a wedding ball to clipperty-clop to. Go to it, boy!"

"Fiona: Uh...Okay...I guess I need to pack..."

"Shrek: Oh! And one other thing..."

"Fiona: DONKEEEEEY!!"

"Donkey: ...I really haven't had the chance to tidy up with all these bright, tinkly distractions. What was that?"

"Shrek: Donkey!!!"

"Donkey: Now come on, Shrek! Don't get hung up on the details! You've got to get that poster down, man. And grab all the coinage on the way. We're going to need beaucoup bankroll for Far Far Away, so make sure you get them all! To jump on the lily pad, hit the control key or your right mouse button while your running around. Walking through water really kind of slows things down. It'd be way faster if you just jump across the lily pads. So c'mon, hop to it. And check out your Farquuad punching bag? Give it the old one two wam-bam-hu-ha-chu and rake in your reward! Punch his face by clicking your left mouse button! If you see a high ledge that's just out of reach, run up to it and you'll climb up automatically. Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? If you can jump here, you can grab a hold of those vines. Alright, lookin' sharp. Now use your left and right arrows to shimmy along the vine. When you're drop off, hit the down arrow. To make it over to that dilapidated bridge, you'll need to do a double jump. Just click your right mouse button twice. Here's the trick to double jumping. Click your right mouse button once to jump and then when you're the highest point of your jump, click the right mouse button again. You'll see - it's easy when you get the hang of it. Hey, with a little practice, you'll be double jumping in no time. See all those crates? You can smash them to toothpicks by clicking your left mouse button. Oh, look, look: there's a four leaf clover! But you're going to have to get that later. You can't reach it from here, believe me. Jumping on that sparkly lily pad will fly you right over those nasty briars. Punch through those boards with your left mouse button. Keep your eyes peeled for these Hero Bars, Shrek. They'll give you a health boost. And they're nougat-ey!"

"Roy: Hey, I'm Roy, your save fairy. If you see me flying around, run up to me and I'll save your game. Really sparks your sense of wonder, don't it. You made it."

"Donkey: Stand in front of this lever and hit your left mouse button to pull it. Break through those boards to get that four leaf clover. Usually, you have to hunt around in secret areas to find them and they're not easy to get but once you do, they'll increase your health capacity. So go for it! Shrek, look! It's a FGM Drive Through, where they sell magic potions and whatnot. They've been popping up everywhere. You've seen the commercials, right?"

"Shrek: We should stock up for the road."

"Donkey: Yeah, here's that rotten poster I was telling you about. Click your left mouse button to rip it down! Leave no poster untorn! Rumor is, somebody's offering a reward for people that rip down three of these posters. Hey! You should start a collection. Probably be worth something one day. You did it, Shrek! Everything's back to normal. Who ordered the carriage? I don't have to tip this guy, do I?"

"Fiona: I did. Far Far Away is...so very far away. Everything is packed and ready to go. Ready to meet my parents?"