"Shrek: Let's break down these gates, get Fiona, and worry about the rest later! Yank out those and throw them! They're only props! Smash the doors where the knights are coming out. Kick the tents! There might be some Hero Bars in there! Over there! Pick up the trolley car and use it to bring down the bridge! Quick, knock down the walls to get to the castle! Here's a little cheat code for you: Steer away from the milk. Oh, and watch our for those milk bombs! Take out the cowapults! They're no match for your mighty sweetness! Let's go! Fiona is in here somewhere."

"(Shrek, Donkey and Puss are going inside the castle)"

"Shrek: Now to find the marriage ball and save the woman I love!"

"Donkey: Well... A ballroom. Now isn't this typically where wedding balls are usually held?"

"Puss: There will be bridesmaids. Perhaps I should handle this."

"Shrek: Wait here and guard my back. I'll clear us a path through the muckety-mucks."

"Fiona: Get away from me! Shrek!"

"Shrek: Left my invitation at home. Let's dance, Granny. Do you feel lucky, Granny? Nohhhhhhh!"

"Donkey: What the...? Yeaah! Check me out! Hey! Looks like I've evolved even more!"

"Puss: Actually, you have only regressed back to your misfortunate original form."

"Donkey: Meow, meow, meow. Well, we'll see who's back for Shrek 3. I might be a donkey, but I ain't no one-trick pony! Phew! That's more like it!"

"Shrek: Well Fiona, here's your handsome prince."

"Fiona: He's not here yet. There he is. Rrrrrrr! Now, how about some of that Happily Ever After you promised me?"

"Allister: And so the..."

"Donkey: And so the ogre and the princess were together at last. With Shrek and Fiona reunited, the fairy godmother vanquished, everyone returned to their true form, the wedding ball went ahead as planned. The fireworks lasted all night long and everybody stayed up way past their bedtime. The... THE END. Bye."

"Michael Gough as Shrek and King Harold"

"Mark Moseley as Donkey"

"Holly Fields as Princess Fiona"

"Andre Soguillzo as Puss in Boots"

"Claudia Christian as the Fairy Godmother"

"James Arnold Taylor as Gingy, Prince Charming and Leprechaun"

"Cody Cameron as Pinocchio, Three Little Pigs"

"Tara Strong as Lil Red"

"Shrek: Uhhh. A root canal? Uhhh. Having my nose hairs plucked out one by one?"

"Donkey: Are we there yet? How 'bout now? I was just kidding. Seriously, though...now? You know what I've been thinkin'? We should start a band! Hey, that reminds me, who brought oats?"

"Fiona: Shrek. Doesn't this reek of an ambush?"

"Donkey: Actually that might be me. That wedding invitation's kind of coming back on me. Sorry."

"Shrek: Donkey!"

"Donkey: Yeah... Sorry, Shrek! Hey, look! That dude just ran off with our wheel!"

"Shrek: I'll go take a look..."

"Donkey: Shrek, please don't go out there. You heard what she said. Something, something, ambush!"

"Shrek: Relax, Donkey. I'm an ogre. Unless you know a four-legged beast who could carry all our luggage?"

"Donkey: Shrek, get out there and find that wheel! And hurry! And don't worry; trees fall all the time, everyday. You'll be fine!"

"Fiona: Bandits! Shrek, let me help!"

"Donkey: No! Please don't leave me, I'm really losin' it here. Besides, Shrek can handle it. Watch. Click on your left mouse button when you want to punch something! If bandits hit you, they'll steal your coins. Just clock 'em good and get your money back. Click your mouse left button twice to do a double punch! Left mouse. Two times. C'mon, Shrek. Click on the left mouse button three times to do a combo punch! Don't hold back with these guys! Give 'em what for! You need to get our wheel back so we can get a move on! Ooooh, Shrek, you showed them! Yeah, those bandits didn't stand a chance against you! First it was BAM! Then it was KAPOW! Then it was, "I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!-""

"Shrek: Well, the wheel's back on. Guess we can resume this magical journey."

"Donkey: Hey, Shrek, you're looking a little green round the gills, man. Here, try a box of these. Maybe we can find some more of that stuff later. Now we just have that road block in the way..."