"Puss: Oh! Well, if all you want is happiness, then you need to see the Fairy Godmother. The offices of the most eminent one in all the land lie not far from here. Permit me to escort you thence."

"Shrek: Do you know how to get there?"

"Puss: Si, señor. I have marked that territory many times. Happiness - that's a no-brainer."

"Fairy Godmother: Ogre?! What's an ogre doing here?"

"Shrek: Er...I'm here for my Happily Ever After...Cat said something something.."

"Fairy Godmother: Ogres don't GET any Happily Ever Afters. Now GET OUT!! I need that Happily Ever After potion."

"Donkey: Well, that was thtupid, wouldn't you thay, Puth in Bootth?"

"Puss: The blood of some women boils like lava."

"Donkey: Oh, you look fine in that suit, Shrek!"

"Shrek: Oh thanks, Donkey! Let's get going - it's sweltering in this thing."

"Puss: I would wager half a stolen kiss the potion we seek lies somewhere within in that room. I should go. I am more grateful than you, smarter than the donkey, and I can fit through those vents."

"Shrek: You're right, pussycat. You'll be able to climb the pipes and get through the vents. We'll hide in here while you go find the potion. Oh, and I spotted a lever over by that room on the right. Maybe it'll get you through the door. Too bad this uniform doesn't have a key card."

"Puss: I shall return successfully and with the utmost speed."

"Shrek: Avoid the hazmat elves."

"Puss: Check."

"Shrek: And the machinery."

"Donkey: And the mirrors! Wouldn't want to get distracted or anything."

"Puss: Methinks those pipes are climbable! All I need do is spring up to them with my trademark grace and elan. Perfect timing will get me in. And "in" is my middle name... Laser beams are no match for my feline grace and agility. I'll break this vent with my claw attack. These lasers do not look so friendly. Let us go! Hurry, my friends!"

"Donkey: Was this part of the plan?!? (Shrieks) Shrek! I'm trapped!"

"Donkey: Oh that was definitely not part of the plan."

"Shrek: Donkey, you're going to have to find another way out! I think I saw another way out back in the main lab, hurry! We'll meet you outside!"

"Fairy Godmother: Release Pink Potion of Pain in 3... 2... 1."

"Shrek: Psst! Donkey! Up here! Come on, Donkey! The window!"

"Puss: That was closer than anticipated."

"Donkey: Who do we have to thank for that, Mr. Covert Ops?"

"Shrek: Donkey! Ease up. We've had enough fighting for one day."

"Puss: Perhaps now would be the ideal time to try the Happily Ever After Potion."

"Donkey: Huh...you sure you grabbed the right bottle?"

"Puss: Of course I am sure."

"Donkey: I don't know. I mean, you know, what if this makes us all scaly or makes us grow another head out of our butts?"

"Puss: In your case, it would be an improvement and we would know the potion worked."

"Shrek: Shut up! I'll try it. Well? Do I seem happier yet?"

"Puss: I would try it, señor, but I am perfection incarnate. Perhaps we should stress test it on the Donkey. Give it a real workout."

"Donkey: Who? Who, me? Uh...Ahh...Uh."

"Puss: Scared?"

"Donkey: Donkeys don't get scared, tuna breath."

"Puss: Irritating as ever. Forgive me, señor. We have failed."