Shrek Video Games

"Shrek: It didn't work. We annoyed all those elves for nothing."

"Puss: Perhaps a Plan B will suggest itself after a little beauty rest."

"Donkey: And where are we going to stay for the night?"

"Puss: A barn lies just on the other side of this forest."

"Donkey: What?! Barn?! Oh, no, no, no. Donkeys don't do barns."

"Puss: We still have a long way to travel. We must make haste, my friends! That is, if the slow mule can keep up."

"Donkey: Slow mule?! Oh, bring it on, fur ball! I'd like to see you lose this Donkey. I'll race you over the pass! Yeah! Eat my dust kitty cat!"

"Shrek: Thanks for waiting up, guys! Oh, well - maybe I'll get a little peace and quiet now. This must be the well I have to jump down."

"Donkey: Shrek? What took you so long?"

"Shrek: Oh, I took the scenic route. Met some really friendly fellas along the way. You guys missed out."

"Donkey: Uh-huh, yeah, whatever. Can we get out of the rain now? Man, I can't believe that stupid potion didn't work."

"Shrek: It doesn't matter. I'll find another way to win Fiona back."

"Puss: Tell me. Is this woman of yours worth it?"

"Shrek: She's the most beautiful, delicate flower to ever grace our world."

"Puss: It is hard for me to imagine such a creature tolerating the reek to which I am now exposed."

"Donkey: You don't know Fiona. Oh man. Shrek."

"Shrek: What? It was the cat!"

"Puss: Don't make me kill you, señor."

"Shrek: Sorry."

"Allister: And so our heroes, who had failed to read the small print on the potion bottle, slept on. The next morning, it was discovered that the Happily Ever After potion had worked after all. And how. The Fairy Godmother may have been a witch in high heels, but she knew a thing or two about enchanted pharmacutials."

"Donkey: Allister, Allister... I thought I told you faster, man! These people haven't got all day! Anyway, cutting to the chase here...Shrek and Fiona weren't the only ones with a hot new look. They had, in their company, one Noble Steed. Thank you."

"Allister: Now the ogre transformed into a handsome prince. And the princess was beautiful again."

"Donkey: Of course, this posed a small problem for the Fairy Godmother who had her sights on becoming Fiona's mother-in-law. So she had the king send his men to arrest us! Cut to prison scene. End parentheses. Oh wait. I wasn't supposed to read that part."

"Shrek: Well, here we are."

"Donkey: Shrek, I'm claustrophobic. I can't spend the rest of my life in a cell. I mean look at this place! It's dark! It's slimey! It's stinky! Oh Shrek!! I think the walls are closing in!!!"

"Shrek: Yeah, Donkey. They'll do that!"

"Puss: Look. I think I can slip through the grate, and perhaps find a way to open the cell door."

"Donkey: Oh thank goodness, I was worried... Phew! I don't think I could've handled another second behind bars..."

"Shrek: I'll hold them off! You two get out of here!"

"Puss: Puss In Boots does not run from a fight."

"Shrek: Does he run from certain death?"

"Puss: Um...yes. Yes he does. Quite quickly, in fact. The time has come for us to part ways. You do what you do best."

"Donkey: Go another way."

"Puss: Exactly. Try up."

"Donkey: It's about timing, baby. I just gotta time it just right so I can get across. Looking good, Shrek!"

"Shrek: Feeling good, Donkey. Need to wrap up a few things here. I'll meet you on the outside."

"Knight: Halt, equine! Get thee back to the royal stables afore the blunt of mine blade finds thy hindquarters."

"Donkey: Sorry. No can do, Mr. Fancypants-a-lot. I got some places to be. Alright! I'm getting pretty good at this fighting thing. Well if bein' this good-lookin' is a crime, arrest me. I'll just bust out again. Phew! I don't think I could've handled another second behind bars..."

"Shrek: I'll hold them off!"

"Puss: The time has come for us to part ways. You do what you do best."

"Puss: Exactly. Try up. Shrek!"

"Shrek: Is that you, Puss in Boots? Pe--uw! It's normally me who stinks!"

"Puss: I am deeply ashamed."

"Shrek: Cheer up! We're almost out."

"Knight: Halt, flea-bitten knave!"

"Puss: Forgive me, clanky one. I have come through too much to be delayed by one such as you. Do not tangle with the gato."

"Shrek: I'll hold them off! You two get out of here! Is that you, Puss in Boots? Pe--uw! It's normally me who stinks!"

"Puss: Yeah, right! You said that in the last level!"

"Donkey: Looking good, Shrek!"

"Donkey: (Dismissive) Unhh, you said that in my level. Man! Do we have to keep saying the same lines, over and over?"