"Allister: They returned home from a long honeymoon to find their faithful friend, their ever-present, constant companion, and irritatingly loyal donkey pal awaiting their arrival."

"Shrek: Donkey! We're back!"

"Donkey: So soon!"

"Shrek: What in the name of all the king's horses has been going on around here?!"

"Donkey: What's been going on? I'll tell you what's been going on!...All kinds of crazy things have been going on! That's what! Get a load of this! Soldiers are trying to arrest the fairytale creatures again! Can you believe it? You've got to rip this poster down, Shrek! Man, we've got to protect our friends! And, Shrek, these posters ain't the half of it. Look at this! Coins, just floating in the air! And we've got to pick them up, man; we're going to need all the coins we can get. They're all over the place too. Over here. Over there. Up in the air! There are some even hidden in the crates. And look at THIS! When you jump on these lily pads - WHOO! - you bounce! And then we got energy bars, floating in space! WHY?! Why are they here?! I mean, they taste all like rattlesnake and they make you fell all powered up...but still, you know... Yes, that's right: Hero Energy Bars for the Hero, everyone. Giving Heroes that extra energy boost since ... well, last year. It's kind of spooky they're just hanging in the mid-air like that. Huhhh. They're giving me heebie-jeebies! Oh and, by the way, we're going to Far Far Away for your wedding ball."

"Donkey: Your wedding ball! Invitation came while you were gone. Oh, I did forget to mention that? My bad. But we can't leave until you get rid of all this hoodoo-voodoo! So c'mon. Let's get a move on. Time's a wasting. We got a wedding ball to clipperty-clop to. Go to it, boy!"

"Fiona: Uh...Okay...I guess I need to pack..."

"Shrek: Oh! And one other thing..."

"Fiona: DONKEEEEEY!!"

"Donkey: ...I really haven't had the chance to tidy up with all these bright, tinkly distractions. What was that?"

"Shrek: Donkey!!!"

"Donkey: Now come on, Shrek! Don't get hung up on the details! You've got to get that poster down, man. And grab all the coinage on the way. We're going to need beaucoup bankroll for Far Far Away, so make sure you get them all! To jump on the lily pad, hit the control key or your right mouse button while your running around. Walking through water really kind of slows things down. It'd be way faster if you just jump across the lily pads. So c'mon, hop to it. And check out your Farquuad punching bag? Give it the old one two wam-bam-hu-ha-chu and rake in your reward! Punch his face by clicking your left mouse button! If you see a high ledge that's just out of reach, run up to it and you'll climb up automatically. Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? If you can jump here, you can grab a hold of those vines. Alright, lookin' sharp. Now use your left and right arrows to shimmy along the vine. When you're drop off, hit the down arrow. To make it over to that dilapidated bridge, you'll need to do a double jump. Just click your right mouse button twice. Here's the trick to double jumping. Click your right mouse button once to jump and then when you're the highest point of your jump, click the right mouse button again. You'll see - it's easy when you get the hang of it. Hey, with a little practice, you'll be double jumping in no time. See all those crates? You can smash them to toothpicks by clicking your left mouse button. Oh, look, look: there's a four leaf clover! But you're going to have to get that later. You can't reach it from here, believe me. Jumping on that sparkly lily pad will fly you right over those nasty briars. Punch through those boards with your left mouse button. Keep your eyes peeled for these Hero Bars, Shrek. They'll give you a health boost. And they're nougat-ey!"

"Roy: Hey, I'm Roy, your save fairy. If you see me flying around, run up to me and I'll save your game. Really sparks your sense of wonder, don't it. You made it."

"Donkey: Stand in front of this lever and hit your left mouse button to pull it. Break through those boards to get that four leaf clover. Usually, you have to hunt around in secret areas to find them and they're not easy to get but once you do, they'll increase your health capacity. So go for it! Shrek, look! It's a FGM Drive Through, where they sell magic potions and whatnot. They've been popping up everywhere. You've seen the commercials, right?"

"Shrek: We should stock up for the road."

"Donkey: Yeah, here's that rotten poster I was telling you about. Click your left mouse button to rip it down! Leave no poster untorn! Rumor is, somebody's offering a reward for people that rip down three of these posters. Hey! You should start a collection. Probably be worth something one day. You did it, Shrek! Everything's back to normal. Who ordered the carriage? I don't have to tip this guy, do I?"

"Fiona: I did. Far Far Away is...so very far away. Everything is packed and ready to go. Ready to meet my parents?"

"Shrek: Um, sure."

"Fiona: Don't worry, they'll love you."

"Donkey: Yeah, Shrek, they'll love you. I mean love you. What's there not to love?"

"Shrek: (Sighs)"

"Donkey: We're going on an adventure, we're going on an adventure. What could be more fun than going on a really, really, really long road trip with me?"

"Fiona: Uh...Our what?"

"Ogre Power!"

"If it ain't broke, break it!"

"Princess Fiona: It's Fiona Time!"

"Prince Charming: How about this for a Happily Ever After? Not a troll fan?"

"Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away so they could meet the handsome man she married. While packing for their long journey, Shrek realized he still needed some essentials for the trip."

"Fiona: Look, I don't want to be late."

"Shrek: Then I need help collecting eyeballs. It'll be a long journey and nobody wants to see me hungry."

"Donkey: Why don't we just get some parfaits? You know the ones with whip cream. Oh, I love whip cream."

"Shrek: Ogres eat nature, not parfaits."

"Guy: Many thanks to you! Could you rescue my six brothers as well?"

"Guy 2: By the gods! My brothers and I can't thank you enough!"

"Robin Hood: Oh, merry men!"

"Magic Mirror: This potion makes your team invulnerable for a limited time!"

"Guy: Hanging out can be fun, but that was ridiculous! THANK YOU!!!"

"Guy 2: WOOHOO!!!"

"Leprechaun: There once was a motley crew who asked if I would let them through. I'll open the gate for you and your mates if you were to bring me the... Fairies."

"Magic Mirror: Press button to slow down time with Fiona, then touch all the fairies to collect them! Thanks for helping out your wee fellow man."

"Magic Mirror: These are cookies that Gingerbread Man can throw to attract creatures and enemies of all sorts! Aim the Cookie before throwing it by holding button, then releasing it to throw the Cookie."

"Guy: Oh golly, what can I say? You folks rock! Or broke one, anyway."

"Donkey: What's all that, Shrek?"

"Shrek: I don't know, but there's chickens all over the place. This is my home, not a petting zoo."

"Donkey: I'll call you "Pecky"."

"Little Red Riding Hood: Name's Lil Red. I promised my grandmother I'd get some chickens for her to make soup. Will you help me? Good job, guys. I'll be long to meet you at grandma's house in a sec."

"Magic Mirror: This potion increases your team's Attack power for a limited time! At the right moment, slow down time with Fiona to get through safety!"

"Guy: For your honorable acts of rescue, my six brothers and I are eternally grateful!"

"Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma, it's me. I got the chickens for the soup and I had help from my four new friends."