"Narrator: At the castle a celebration in Shrek and Fiona's honor was underway. The only problem was that Prince Charming was pretending to be Shrek. Just as things started to look hopeless, help arrived in a BIG way. The only things that stood in the way were the castle gates and the royal guard. Prince Charming must be stopped!"

"Shrek: The knights are dropping milk on the big guy. If we don't stop them, he will not be able to open the castle's drawbridge."

"Gingy: Don't worry, big fella, I will use my candy cane to stop the milk before it hits you."

"Shrek: He's barely holding the drawbridge open but I think I can make it in! I made it inside but everyone else is still locked out. I think I can open the drawbridge if I get to the top of this tower."

"Leprechaun: Let's see how good you are at avoiding arrows."

"Shrek: This must be the lever that opens the castle's drawbridge. Now everyone can enter."

"Donkey: I will hold this door closed while the rest of you go look for the princess."

"Shrek: Thanks, Donkey."

"Donkey: Hey! I'm a steed, remember?"

"Puss: This is it! The entrance to the courtyard."

"Shrek: Fiona! It's me, Shrek! Don't kiss that imposter!"

"Gingy: As long as the Fairy Godmother continues to use her magic, you will never be able to get Fiona."

"Shrek: She is powerful but she can't fight all of us if we work as a team."

"Puss: Viva la Revolucion!"

"Fairy Godmother: Ouch! Where is my spray bottle? This is not the end!"

"Narrator: Shrek and Fiona were united. Prince Charming had managed to kiss Fiona, but to his surprise, King Harold had not given his daughter the magic love potion. When the clock struck midnight, Shrek and Fiona returned to their ogre forms. But they had not seen the Fairy Godmother."

"Fairy Godmother: I created this artificially beautiful realm with my magic. It is supposed to be perfect. But you have ruined everything I worked so hard for! I won't let you destroy my perfection!"

"Princess Fiona: Watch out for her magic, Shrek! Don't let it hit you!"

"Fairy Godmother: I would like to see you dodge this one."

"Shrek: I won't let you hurt Fiona!"

"Fairy Godmother: (Laughs)"

"Narrator: Fairy Godmother shot her most powerful spell towards Shrek and Fiona. Everything seemed lost when suddenly King Harold jumped in the way. His suit of armor reflected the blast back and she was finished. One by one all the spells Fairy Godmother had given to the people of Far Far Away began to break. This included King Harold, who regained his true form. People realized they felt being better being themselves and a great joy swept across the crowd. Now best of friends, Puss n' Boots and Donkey grabbed the mic and took over the party. Everyone began to boogie, and they all lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER."

"Allister: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a loveable ogre, and a beautiful princess. One day, the ogre and the lady met, and they fell in love."

"Donkey: Whoa, whoa, back it up there, Chauncey."

"Allister: It's Allister."

"Donkey: Allister? What kind of name is that? You must have got kicked a lot at school."

"Allister: I am trying to tell a story."

"Donkey: Well, you're telling it wrong. Look here. Once upon a time there was an ogre, a princess, and a noble, handsome gorgeous... donkey!"

"Allister: Oh, excuse me for forgetting the donkey! Ahem...so one day, the ogre and the lady met, and they fell in love."

"Donkey: ...with the donkey."

"Allister: Evil forces were to come between them, but as the script here says, love conquers all."