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"Shrek: King Harold hired you?"
"Donkey: What happened to making up?"
"Narrator: Shrek spared Puss n' Boots' life, but was hurt that the Kiygn and plotted against him. The happy life he wanted to share with Fiona was constantly threatened because people hated ogres. Shrek remembered he had the Fairy Godmother's card. Maybe he could ask her for a "Happily Ever After" potion. In gratitude for sparing his life, Puss n' Boots volunteered to help Shrek find her house. He was allowed to come, much to Donkey's dismay. Donkey was jealous."
"Puss: Master Shrek, please allow me to find the way to the Fairy Godmother's house."
"Donkey: I don't think so, mister cat. I am the sidekick and I get to help Shrek."
"Shrek: I say we give him a chance. He is just trying to help."
"Donkey: What's he going to do, climb up there?"
"Leprechaun: How many times you can jump across?"
"Puss: Mama mia! There is the house! I will go get Master Shrek immediately. Here is the Fairy Godmother's house as I promised."
"Donkey: Would you please tell this hairball to stop bragging? I knew how to get here."
"Shrek: That's enough! We need to find the Fairy Godmother."
"Fairy Godmother: Ogre! What are you doing here?"
"Shrek: I need a "Happily Ever After" potion for Fiona and me."
"Fairy Godmother: Never! I don't allow for ogres to have "Happily Ever Afters" leave now or I'll turn you all into slugs."
"Shrek: She won't give me a potion, but I'm not leaving empty handed."
"Donkey: What are you going to do?"
"Shrek: You will stay and keep watch while the kitty and I look got the potion."
"Donkey: Why does he get to go?"
"Shrek: Because he can keep his mouth shut and he can help me avoid those searchlights. This must be the potion room."
"Puss: Looks like the coast is clear."
"Shrek: The potion is pretty high up."
"Puss: Like taking candy from a baby."
"Shrek: Would you really do that? Take a baby's candy away?"
"Puss: Of course not. It's just an expression. Excelente! I made it to the potion. Master Shrek will be most pleased."
"Voice: Security breach in lab area! Close all exits!"
"Donkey: Uh-oh, I better find Shrek before time runs out and we are locked in! Shrek!! Where are you? We're trapped, Shrek!"
"Puss: This place will be crawling with elves in no time."
"Shrek: Don't worry, I have an idea that will get us out of here."
"Narrator: Thanks to Shrek they were able to escape the lab with the potion. Later that night Shrek and Donkey drank the potion. At first it didn't seem to take effect, but the next day Shrek awoke a handsome man while Donkey awoke as a noble white steed. That same morning Princess Fiona awoke to find herself in her true love's form. Not knowing where her husband Shrek had been in the last 2 days, she wondered if her new appearance meant something bad happened to him, or if he had just stopped loving her."
"Shrek: Do you guys think Fiona will like the new me?"
"Puss: The townspeople loved you. You are as handsome as me."
"Donkey: Yeah, Shrek, she won't believe her eyes."
"Shrek: Well then, I am off to find my Princess. Wish me luck. What are you doing in our room? Where is Fiona?"
"Fairy Godmother: She is meeting her new Prince Charming."
"Shrek: What are you talking about? Step aside, I am going to find her!"
"Fairy Godmother: I already called the palace guard. The only place you are going is prison."
"Donkey: This is terrible. Shrek was arrested and now Fiona is hanging out with some strange dude."
"Puss: They are somewhere in this store, so maybe I can sneak up close to the King and see what they are up to."
"Donkey: Good idea, Cap'n Kitty. Don't let them see you."
"Fairy Godmother: Why has your daughter not fallen in love with my son yet?"
"King Harold: I don't think she believes that Prince Charming is Shrek."
"Prince Charming: What shall we do, Mother?"
"Fairy Godmother: I will give you a potion to put in her drink. She'll fall in love with the fist man she kisses."
"King Harold: I don't like this, but I can't lose my own "Happily Ever After"... I'll do it."
"Puss: I better tell Donkey about this. I need to get back to Donkey. They will force her to fall in love with Prince Charming!"
"Donkey: Let's go get Shrek."
"Voice: Security! We have 2 shop lifters in the store!"
"Donkey: Wait, I'm not stealing, I'm just trying them on!"
"Gingy: I can't believe Donkey and Shrek are in prison."
"Mice: We both saw it on Magic Mirror TV!"