Beat Em Ups

"Donkey: Oh thank goodness, I was worried... Phew! I don't think I could've handled another second behind bars..."

"Shrek: I'll hold them off! You two get out of here!"

"Puss: Um...yes. Yes he does. Quite quickly, in fact. The time has come for us to part ways. You do what you do best."

"Donkey: Go another way."

"Pig 2: You! You owe me for my house! My insurance covered huffing! But not ze puffing!"

"Pig: Oh zank you all! You will zave my brothers too, ya?"

"Magic Mirror: Use Donkey to Burro Blast these Tombstones to make a bridge! Press button to toss a Rotten Apple with Lil Red!"

"Tinkerbell: Alright, alright. But let's not forget Porkchop's brothers. We'll need their help."

"Mice: Pardon you!"

"Leprechaun: There once was a wee little man who held out his wee little hand. Fill it with gold or I... Look, will you pay me gold or not?! May the road rise to meet you... And smack you right in the kisser!"

"Magic Mirror: These are cookies that Gingerbread Man can throw to attract creatures and enemies of all sorts! Aim the Cookie before throwing it by holding button, then releasing it to throw the Cookie."

"Big Bad Wolf: But they’re blind..."

"Tinkerbell: Alright, listen up. The mice will sneak into the Warden's office and get the keys to free the boys."

"Little Red Riding Hood: And what are you do about it, tin man?"

"Narrator: No one knew what the potion would do. After Donkey did a taste test, Shrek chugged the potion, hoping it contained a happily ever after for him and Fiona. Nothing happened... At least at first. But then... in the middle of the rainy night, something unexpected happened. Shrek and Donkey underwent a massive transformation. Shrek was as handsome as a prince and Donkey his noble steed! Things seemed to be going great as the gang said thanks and goodbye to Lil' Red for now. But... after Shrek drank her potion, Fairy Godmother knew her son, Prince Charming, had a handsome rival for Fiona's affection. So she made sure he was locked away in the deepest, darkest dungeon of a Far Away Prison, where no escape was possible. What Fairy Godmother didn't count on was Shrek's friends finding out about his arrest through a concerned and extremely benevolent third party. So a jailbreak was planned, one that would most certainly test the fellowship of this thing."

"Puss in Boots: Okay, let's get out of here and make sure the potion works."

"Knight: Your kind ain't welcome round here."

"Magic Mirror: Press button to slow down time with Fiona, then touch all the fairies to collect them! Thanks for helping out your wee fellow man."

"If it ain't broke, break it!"

"Shrek: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Run!"

"Prince Charming: I'll get you, Shrek."

"Guy: You don't have to go back to your castle, but you can't stay here."

"Shrek: Kitty, she'll take five of your lives. Let's get out of here."

"Puss in Boots: I will defend us from the evil witch."

"Leprechaun: Welcome to Crazy Larry's Leprechaun's shop! One-stop shopping for all your magical needs. You're a shrewd customer. That's one of a kind. I'm open 24 hours if you change your mind."

"Leprechaun: There once was a motley crew who asked if I would let them through. I'll open the gate for you and your mates if you were to bring me the... Fairies."

"Donkey: Looks like there was an accident."

"Magic Mirror: Did you meet my friend the Magic Shield? If you "Equip" him, you will be invulnerable."

"Fairy Godmother: Wonderful, you're all back together. Now I can turn you all into rancid rump roast."

"Leprechaun: When equipped, these lucky clovers will protect you from 1 hit."

"Shrek: You go tell Fiona and I will see if I can help them out."

"Driver: You cut me off!"

"Driver 2: No, you cut me off! I had the right of way."

"Shrek: Excuse me, gentlemen, is there anything I can do to help?"

"Driver: Ahhh! It's an ogre! Protect the city!"

"Shrek: We haven't entered town and people already hate me. I hope people get nicer."

"Narrator: When Shrek and Fiona arrived at the Castle, everyone was surprised to see that they were ogres. The king did not like his daughter being married to an ogre and Shrek did not like his father-in-law judging him by his appearance. Dinner was a mess and everyone was upset. Fiona stormed up to her room."

"Shrek: Fiona left very upset. I better go talk to her. Oh no, the tower is locked! I will need to find another way to our room."

"Fairy Godmother: I am Fiona's Fairy Godmother and you must be the reason she is stuck in this ugly form."

"Shrek: Why can't you accept us for who we are?"

"Fairy Godmother: Because, that's not how it's supposed to be. Please take my card, Fiona, in case you ever need me."

"Shrek: I'll take that card. We'll call you if you ever need a scarecrow."

"Donkey: HELP! HELP! I just saw an Unidentified Flying Object fly out of King Harold's window! I need to see Shrek."

"Knight: You are one crazy talking donkey if you think we will let you into our castle."

"Magic Mirror: Certain ghosts can be quite friendly. If you "Equip" them, no one will see you. Just be careful. The magic will wear off if you take damage."

"Donkey: Shrek! You won't believe these knights! They are rude and angry and there was this UFO and... Why are you smiling?"

"Shrek: The King wants to make up. He said to meet him in the forest tomorrow morning. It says here the City Gate won't open until noon. If we wait that long I will miss my appointment with the King."

"Donkey: I don't think we can open it ourselves."

"Shrek: Let's see if we can find another way out of town."

"Donkey: Not at all. What's so special about them?"