"Announcer: All right, contestant, race through this level and collect as many coins as you can! You're on a strict time limit so no clowning around like the rest of the game! Start the clock! And...GO!"

"Donkey: Shrek? You hear that?"

"Donkey: You are a pirate in galoshes."

"Puss: What are you talking about? I look good in this. These boots are Italian leather. They accentuate my -- ENOUGH! I am here to kill the ogre. Prepare... to die. And now, señor, prepare to feel my blade's cold, sweet kiss. Cough, cough...COUGH COUGH COUGH..."

"Donkey: Nah, he's a goner. Let's just watch."

"Puss: GAK!! YURK!!"

"Donkey: You heard the man, Shrek! Pleasure his awaitance! Take him down! Hi-yah!"

"Shrek: What? No Donkey, I don't hurt little kitty cats."

"Shrek: Never. They make scratchy hats and they taste greasy."

"Puss: So be it. Then I must become your faithful companion..."

"Puss: Why... the King, of course."

"Donkey: See, I knew it, I knew it! Never trust a cat who wears mink, Shrek. It's redundant, first of all..."

"Puss: Oh! Well, if all you want is happiness, then you need to see the Fairy Godmother. The offices of the most eminent one in all the land lie not far from here. Permit me to escort you thence."

"Shrek: Do you know how to get there?"

"Shrek: Er...I'm here for my Happily Ever After...Cat said something something.."

"Fairy Godmother: Ogres don't GET any Happily Ever Afters. Now GET OUT!! I need that Happily Ever After potion."

"Puss: The blood of some women boils like lava."

"Donkey: Oh, you look fine in that suit, Shrek!"

"Shrek: Avoid the hazmat elves."

"Puss: Check."

"Donkey: And the mirrors! Wouldn't want to get distracted or anything."

"Puss: Methinks those pipes are climbable! All I need do is spring up to them with my trademark grace and elan. Perfect timing will get me in. And "in" is my middle name... Laser beams are no match for my feline grace and agility. I'll break this vent with my claw attack. These lasers do not look so friendly. Let us go! Hurry, my friends!"

"Shrek: Donkey, you're going to have to find another way out! I think I saw another way out back in the main lab, hurry! We'll meet you outside!"

"Fairy Godmother: Release Pink Potion of Pain in 3... 2... 1."

"Puss: That was closer than anticipated."

"Donkey: Who do we have to thank for that, Mr. Covert Ops?"

"Puss: Of course I am sure."

"Donkey: I don't know. I mean, you know, what if this makes us all scaly or makes us grow another head out of our butts?"

"Shrek: Shut up! I'll try it. Well? Do I seem happier yet?"

"Puss: I would try it, señor, but I am perfection incarnate. Perhaps we should stress test it on the Donkey. Give it a real workout."

"Donkey: Donkeys don't get scared, tuna breath."

"Puss: Irritating as ever. Forgive me, señor. We have failed."

"Puss: Perhaps a Plan B will suggest itself after a little beauty rest."

"Donkey: And where are we going to stay for the night?"

"Shrek: Oh, I took the scenic route. Met some really friendly fellas along the way. You guys missed out."

"Donkey: Uh-huh, yeah, whatever. Can we get out of the rain now? Man, I can't believe that stupid potion didn't work."

"Puss: Tell me. Is this woman of yours worth it?"

"Shrek: She's the most beautiful, delicate flower to ever grace our world."

"Shrek: What? It was the cat!"

"Puss: Don't make me kill you, señor."

"Allister: And so our heroes, who had failed to read the small print on the potion bottle, slept on. The next morning, it was discovered that the Happily Ever After potion had worked after all. And how. The Fairy Godmother may have been a witch in high heels, but she knew a thing or two about enchanted pharmacutials."

"Donkey: Allister, Allister... I thought I told you faster, man! These people haven't got all day! Anyway, cutting to the chase here...Shrek and Fiona weren't the only ones with a hot new look. They had, in their company, one Noble Steed. Thank you."

"Donkey: Shrek, I'm claustrophobic. I can't spend the rest of my life in a cell. I mean look at this place! It's dark! It's slimey! It's stinky! Oh Shrek!! I think the walls are closing in!!!"

"Andre Soguillzo as Puss in Boots"