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"Roko: Good lord, I can't even have a dream without getting into an argument with myself."
"Roko: I'm not saying I want to utterly destroy him, I just need to have that option available."
"Roko: Well shit. I thought I was being sarcastic."
"Beepatrice: You get the Big Realizer Of The Month award! I'll fetch your commemorative plaque."
"Bubbles: I would rather hope for customers seeking voluntary physical modification."
"Faye: We should put a sign on the sidewalk. "Want a bigger ass? A smaller ass? Second ass on top of your first ass? A secret, third buttcheek? We gotchu.""
"May: It's great you're having a heartwarming moment or whatever but could you hurry it up? Some of us still don't have a leg attached."
"Faye: Does every AI in this friggin' town have a cutesy name?"
"Sam: Wait, you know Miss Skullbleeper? She's my English teacher!"
"Jim: Now Faye wants to know if I'm comfortable with Sam working on butt implants for an anatomically correct AI."
"Faye: Sam just clipped her finger to Millie's butt-polymer."
"Bubbles: Oh dear, those are permanent clips. I will fetch the bolt-cutters and a torch to cauterize the stump."
"Faye: Relax, kiddo. I'm like 85% sure she's jokin'."
"Millefeuille: WHADDAYA TOASTING, I GOT A NEW ASS TODAY, LET'S TOAST MY NEW ASS"
"Steve: I WAS JUST ORDERING ONE FOR HER"
"Claire: I have no idea what they're getting up to, but if it results in more gift baskets I have no complaints."
"Millefeuille: Yes, but I have to want to turn it off."
"Dora: Like the other night when I stopped you from taking that fifth bong hit and you got cranky at me."
"Tai: I dunno, that's pretty much how I made all my friends in college."
"Bubbles: Forgive me if this is insensitive, but reading your body's documentation might prevent unpleasant surprises of this nature from occurring."
"Faye: Wish my body came with a manual. All I got was a super awkward conversation with my mom when I was ten."
"Roko: You're the little orphan kid, and I'm gonna box the robber baron's meathead son for the rights to the orphanage."
"Winslow: I was wondering if you, uh, needed any more volunteers?"
"Roko: Sure, lemme clear off a desk for you and get Arthur to do your orienta-- god damn it I forgot I'm not the boss here again, sorry Beeps"
"Elliot: Boy I sure am looking forward to more manual labor and less talking about high school!"
"Beepatrice: P-p-p-please don't fire me! I know I'm not very good at my job but I like it a lot and I try my best!"
"Beepatrice: Well, I work part-time at an AI rights nonprofit, and the rest of the time I do, um, product testing."
"Millefeuille: Interesting! What kind of products?"
"Renee: Oh, nice! What's the best sex toy for a vagina-haver? I'm asking for a friend, who is me."
"Beepatrice: W-well it depends on a variety of factors -"
"Millefeuille: BURGLARS"
"Beepatrice: GET THEM"
"Brun and Renee: what"
"Beepatrice: Oh dear. You're much too big to fight."
"Renee: Okay y'all, I'm glad you're having fun. Now pick a box and start unpacking!"
"Elliot: You're shameless."
"Clinton: Truly we are like Prometheus, bringer of fire to humanity!"
"Elliot: Or like Alexander Graham Bell, bringer of the lightbulb to later humanity!"
"Brun: Did I sleep on you all night?"
"Millefeuille: You got up to use the bathroom at around four, but otherwise yes."
"Millefeuille: We are?"
"Brun: That's what Renee does when she sleeps with someone."
"Brun: At first I thought it was because I drank a bunch of ouzo and you're comfy to sleep on, but the evidence continues to stack up."
"Millefeuille: It's so nice when a hypothesis holds up under further testing!"
"Brun: An explosion probably would."
"Brun: You're very pretty. Do you get people asking for your number?"
"Faye: Hahahaha! Oh lord no!"
"Bubbles: Ours was a torrent of passion, repressed longing, and dramatic uncertainty. I have no regrets, but a walk in the park would have been a comparative walk in the park."
"Marten: Huh?"
"Faye: Now I know Marty and Dora will be chill about this, but everybody else... there's a non-zero chance there'll be screaming and confetti."