Questionable Content

"Claire: I was thinking we could turn the lights down, play some light jazz, and read our favorite poems to each other."

"[Beat panel where Tai and Dora give each other a look.]"

"Tai: Whaddaya know, I left my poetry collection at home but I did bring a lil' baggy of that good herb."

"Faye: Clinton's been staring at us for like ten minutes and it's startin' to creep me out. Can I go punch him?"

"Yay: If you had met Bubbles while dating someone else, would you have dumped them in order to pursue her?"

"Faye: I'd probably have sublimated any attraction I felt into being a sassy bitch - Wait, fuck, have I done that before? Have I always been bi?!"

"Bubbles: Emily partook of Tai's cannabis. The results were... predictable."

"Emily: And that's why the ancient aliens that early humans encountered were probably intelligent crabs from Enceladus."

"Faye: I'm sorry I bailed on you= before. Thinkin' about how you lost your memories, and you don't know if you had someone special back then... it got me all twisted up inside my head."

"Bubbles: Truth be told, I was having similar thoughts."

"Bubbles: It is another aspect of my past that is gone forever. It is sad, and it will always be sad. But if circumstances had not transpired the way they did, I would not be here now, with you. I would not trade that to recover what was lost, no matter how precious it may have been."

"Faye: I think I know what you mean. If givin' up everything I have now would magically bring my dad back... I wouldn't do it."

"Faye: And it's okay? I'm not a monster?"

"Bubbles: You are not a monster."

"Bubbles: And I want to be with you forever."

"Faye: I love you, Bubbles."

"Faye: OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE CAN WE PLEASE DROP THE FUCKIN' PRETENSE AND TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE ADULTS"

"Bubbles: Faye, language -"

"Mrs. Whitaker: My point is, if people're livin' in different ways than they did when I was young, it's on me to accept that, long as they're happy and they ain't hurtin' no one. This's is a big surprise, but I'll get used to it, same as I did with your sister. All I want is for my girls to be safe and happy and livin' their best lives. That make sense?"

"Faye: Yeah. Yeah, it does."

"Faye: Shit, wait, you meant sex"

"Bubbles: Whatever you need, my love."

"Bubbles: Somnassembly required, apparently."

"Roko: God it would feel good to go back to that body-assignment asshole and be like "I just did a fuckin' end-run around you, you damp-ass meatdick sudoku-fucking -"

"Roko: It sounds so simple when you put it like that."

"Beepatrice: Nelson, do we have a way to open PDFs?"

"Bubbles: The right thing to do is get her a full replacement body as soon as possible."

"Roko: May, I know it's not your first choice, but it may be time to... do a donation drive or something."

"Tai: Aw dang, the party supply store is closed. Where am I s'posed to get confetti?"

"Bubbles: That is the spirit."

"Faye: Thanks bud, but she's a lover now, not a fighter. Ask me how I know."

"Renee: I feel like a lotta robots are sort of... not sure how to be people, so they're making it up as they go."

"Clinton: Yeah, I could totally see her busting through a wall like "ohh yeah! Who here likes fuckin' dudes?"

"Claire: If you can accept yourself for who you are... it doesn't automatically solve all your problems, but it's so freeing."

"Renee: Buddy, if people could taste every time I've made bread in a bad mood, the health inspector would have shut us down ages ago."

"Roko: I want the biggest loaf of the crustiest bread you've got. I'm going to use it for sexual gratification, and I refuse to be ashamed of that. I SAID IT BUT STILL FEEL INTENSE SHAME, THAT ADVICE PODCAST LIED TO ME"

"Renee: Not as fulfilling as a fresh loaf of sourdough though, eh? Ehh?"

"Renee: We're not at the "joking about your kink" level of familiarity yet, are we."

"Beepatrice: We have a surprise for you!"

"May: I don't see any strippers. Must not be a very good surprise."

"Lemon: Hello, I'm Lemon! Licensed AI counselor, therapist, and motivational speaker. I'm here to assist you in the transfer from your old body to your new--"

"May: Yeah yeah that's cool can we get on with it?"

"May: Nope. Let's do it."

"Lemon: Now, you may feel strange or disoriented when you wake up in your new corpus mechanica, but that's perfectly--"

"Marten: Welp, RIP buddy."

"May [looking down at her old body]: Wow. Seeing my old self from the outside... really gives you a new perspective..."

"May [bonking her old body on top of the head with a closed fist]: Ahahaha NAHHH, fuck this shitty trash heap. I hope it gets recycled into a fuckin' bed pan."

"[May's old body's head falls off.]"

"Momo: I don't know why I was expecting her to find a sense of propriety to go with her new body."

"Clinton: I know that face. That's your "screaming internally" face."