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4月 10, 2026
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"Samantha: I don't know what that is but I wanna learn how to use it"
"Faye: That's a concrete saw, and I'm still not clear on how you use one to do robot repairs."
"Faye: Oh, Good."
"Claire: You're willing to sell your blood, but the thought of opening a spreadsheet fills you with dread."
"Pintsize: I CAN FACILITATE THAT"
"Momo: Imagine one of your human friends spent time in prison, and when they were released, you said "I read a book about prison, so I understand what you have been through.""
"Dale: I'll be under the counter until you're done antagonizing a cop."
"May: Look, it sucks you're having an existential crisis or something, but don't quit your job just 'cause I fuckin' hate cops. I mean, actually do quit your job just 'cause I hate cops, that'd be hilarious. But whatever."
"May: What the fuck just happened"
"May: Dammit Basilisk, this is a real apology, not a "please don't tell my parole officer" apology."
"May: May. Although I also answer to "hey fucker" and "god damn it"."
"Roko: Your friends call you that?"
"Roko: You wanted to be a fighter jet, but now you're concerned about your bust size?"
"May: If I can't have a bomb rack I should at least have a bomb rack, know what I'm sayin'?"
"Faye: I was gonna say 'have sex right here and now to distract ourselves from work stress,' but if you'd rather buy some Google ads..."
"Bubbles: Suddenly I find my priorities have shifted."
"Claire: Pintsize taught me that I need to be more willing to talk about this stuff so let me just say that you are not helping, you dickbat."
"Claire: You go first. Show me how it's done."
"Bubbles: Let us rewind a little. You were sitting in my chair?"
"Roko: I didn't think the sign was a law!"
"Roko: Sorry, sorry. I'm happy for you, but I had you classified as a big scary hardass and all of a sudden you're a huge squishy teddy bear, and it's taking me a minute."
"Bubbles: I take offense to that. I am not squishy."
"Bubbles: This is, apparently, what we do now."
"Lemon: You've had a slight accident, and I'm here to help you."
"Lemon: Let's approach the subject of your body obliquely, okay? For instance, it says in your file that you're a bread enthusiast. How do you feel about pancakes? Or, um, crepes?"
"Lemon: It was an accident, and Crushbot has been forthright, contrite, and cooperative. Crushbot also has a very robust insurance policy, probably because Crushbot's name and occupation are "Crushbot"."
"Lemon: Yes. She's singing to you, too. "For comfort," she says. Apparently the only song she knows is "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star." She has sung it 1257 times in a row now."
"Faye: Should we get her, like, a gift or something? What says "I'm sorry your entire body got crushed?""
"Crushbot: CRUSHBOT WOULD ALSO LIKE TO EXTEND CRUSHBOT'S SINCERE CONDOLENCES"
"Faye: You shut up. Nobody likes you right now and you're just gonna have to deal with that."
"Renee: A fool and his money are soon parted. Even sooner, if he's willing to ignore traffic laws."
"Brun: I have three thousand dollars in my bra and I have to get to the bank as soon as possible."
"Brun: The first time someone called me autistic, I didn't even know the word. I didn't understand it was meant to be an insult until I asked my dad and I saw how upset it made him. A while after that the doctor said that yes, I was autistic. They said it's fine, it just meant my brain worked differently than most people. But in my head it meant that I was this word that people used as an insult. That's when I stopped liking doctors."
"Claire: You're really here, right? This isn't a hypothetical conversation I'm imagining while I eat my carrot sticks?"
"Tai: Oh, sure, like you'd - wait, what? Seriously?"
"Dora: It's just a business. I can rebuild it. Love is more important."
"Dora: oh my god"
"Faye: Are you okay? Your boss just proposed to your ex in front of you."
"Claire: My dream would be to find something around here, or close enough that I could commute. But if I'm smart, I'll apply to every position I'm qualified for. So there's a possibility that I'll get offered a job in, like, Fucksburg, Montana. Then I'd have to decide if I was willing to move. And... and I guess we'd have to have a serious conversation about whether you wanted to come with me."
"Marten: Okay, at the risk of derailing this conversation, I would totally move to a town called Fucksburg."
"Faye: Or Dora said no and they're having an apocalyptic relationship meltdown."
"Claire: I spent all day taking exams and just had a scary conversation with my boyfriend LET ME HAVE THIS GOD DAMN IT"
"Sven: I know you don't listen to country, but "My Pickup Truck's My Therapist" is doing huge numbers on Spotif -"
"Faye: Ugh god I'm sorry I asked"
"Bubbles: I appreciate the sentiment, but my time as a soldier was not -"
"Sven: I meant dating Faye."
"Bubbles: You wanted one, but you did not break down. That is not pathetic, that is a victory."
"Faye: Pretty shitty victory, if you ask me."
"Faye: You can be my commandin' officer, if you want."
"Faye: Now I know Marty and Dora will be chill about this, but everybody else... there's a non-zero chance there'll be screaming and confetti."