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"May: My shift's up in an hour if you wanna get your dick laughed at!"
"Sven: Cool, I'll be back with a clown nose on it!"
"May: For the record, this was fun and all but I just did it for the laughs, capice? Don't make it weird."
"Sven: Oh, so I shouldn't get your name tattooed on my dick?"
"May: Dream on. I'm savin' that real estate for a Lockheed-Martin sponsorship."
"Dale: You're a terrible liar, but I'm not gonna pry. Please text me next time so I don't worry."
"Bubbles: Hello, Momo. Is something the matter?"
"Momo: I got upset with a friend and then realized it was unreasonable to be upset and that just made me more upset so if you could please pop my head off and kick it into the sewer I would be greatly appreciative."
"Roko: I'm not sure she'd be able to find it with both hands anyway."
"May [re: Beepatrice]: I thought you said she was your boss."
"May: I said no such thing."
"Roko: You're a horrible little goblin, but horrible little goblins need friends too."
"May: Always knew you were a horny little weirdo underneath the goody-two-shoes act."
"Spookybot: We have just been offered a children's hospital wing named after us. How cute! Pity we don't have a name."
"Spookybot: Pardon?"
"Roko: I spent all day trying to make one person's life a little better and I don't even know if it's gonna work, but at least I feel good for trying. Then you waltz in and give away a billion dollars-- which you probably stole in the first place-- because you think it's funny? And you expect me to be happy? Happy that the absolute best I can do is nothing compared to what a rich person can do if the fucking mood strikes them?"
"Melon: That's me! The hole was a lava accident!"
"Marten: What happens if [Cosmo's] original owners show up like "sorry it took us so long, can we have her back?""
"Marten: Why two baseball bats?"
"Aurelia: In case they didn't bring one. It has to be a fair fight."
"Hannelore: Yes!"
"[Hannelore hugs Dora.]"
"Hannelore: It's really me! I promise! I've just made some personal breakthroughs!"
"Hannelore: Um... sorry for bringing it up right away, but... is my position here at the shop still open?"
"Winslow: I've been all around the world and this is still the weirdest town I've ever seen."
"Faye: Right?"
"Winslow: Really? Because you've told me to go fuck myself on multiple occasions."
"May: I was bein' metaphorical, but if you actually tried I wanna hear all about it."
"Winslow: You did unspeakable things to a human man using a watermelon. You have no right to judge."
"May: Only after a lifetime of hating people. I'm discerning in my perversion."
"Faye: I mean, you're already doing sprays here. Doesn't that count?"
"Sam: Dad says "drawing skulls on robots isn't going to look good on a resume.""
"Veronica: She's going to have one hell of a "what I did on my summer vacation" presentation."
"Hannelore: Are you sure it was a good idea to give caffeine to an already-excitable child?"
"Claire: I'm not saying I'd do it. But... I can see the appeal. Like, to me they're just my feet. But if someone else thinks they're super hot, it wouldn't bother me to indulge them."
"Marten: My main concern is that I wouldn't want internet weirdos saying messed-up shit about you."
"Sven: Yeah, well, your hip was okay. I guess."
"Dora: A successful song is a good song, if that was your intent when you wrote it."
"Dora: Ugh."
"Sven: The implication is that everything they own is camouflage pattern and she might just be sitting very still."
"Dora: Really? You never told me about this."
"Sven: Everybody who heard it hated it. My agent actually burned her copy in a ritual fire."
"Sven: The fire got out of control and burned down her barn. She said it was still worth it."
"Dora: I think you couldn't handle getting a negative response to something you actually cared about. You can't deal with being vulnerable!"
"Winslow: We are not involving the fire department in this"
"Faye: He's fine, Hanners. All that stuff actually happened."
"Roko: That's not my hand. That's not my hand, that's someone else's hand."
"Yay: Oh dear. Melon, unless the rules of this game can incorporate dissociative episodes, we must put it on hold."
"Ghost of Roko's Old Body: Scuse me, we're kinda busy here"
"Faye: Now I know Marty and Dora will be chill about this, but everybody else... there's a non-zero chance there'll be screaming and confetti."