Questionable Content

"Crushbot: CRUSHBOT WOULD ALSO LIKE TO EXTEND CRUSHBOT'S SINCERE CONDOLENCES"

"Faye: You shut up. Nobody likes you right now and you're just gonna have to deal with that."

"Renee: A fool and his money are soon parted. Even sooner, if he's willing to ignore traffic laws."

"Brun: I have three thousand dollars in my bra and I have to get to the bank as soon as possible."

"Brun: The first time someone called me autistic, I didn't even know the word. I didn't understand it was meant to be an insult until I asked my dad and I saw how upset it made him. A while after that the doctor said that yes, I was autistic. They said it's fine, it just meant my brain worked differently than most people. But in my head it meant that I was this word that people used as an insult. That's when I stopped liking doctors."

"Claire: You're really here, right? This isn't a hypothetical conversation I'm imagining while I eat my carrot sticks?"

"Tai: Oh, sure, like you'd - wait, what? Seriously?"

"Dora: It's just a business. I can rebuild it. Love is more important."

"Dora: oh my god"

"Faye: Are you okay? Your boss just proposed to your ex in front of you."

"Claire: My dream would be to find something around here, or close enough that I could commute. But if I'm smart, I'll apply to every position I'm qualified for. So there's a possibility that I'll get offered a job in, like, Fucksburg, Montana. Then I'd have to decide if I was willing to move. And... and I guess we'd have to have a serious conversation about whether you wanted to come with me."

"Marten: Okay, at the risk of derailing this conversation, I would totally move to a town called Fucksburg."

"Faye: Or Dora said no and they're having an apocalyptic relationship meltdown."

"Claire: I spent all day taking exams and just had a scary conversation with my boyfriend LET ME HAVE THIS GOD DAMN IT"

"Sven: I know you don't listen to country, but "My Pickup Truck's My Therapist" is doing huge numbers on Spotif -"

"Faye: Ugh god I'm sorry I asked"

"Bubbles: I appreciate the sentiment, but my time as a soldier was not -"

"Sven: I meant dating Faye."

"Bubbles: You wanted one, but you did not break down. That is not pathetic, that is a victory."

"Faye: Pretty shitty victory, if you ask me."

"Faye: You can be my commandin' officer, if you want."

"[Bubbles' coolant vents, signifying extreme arousal.]"

"May: My shift's up in an hour if you wanna get your dick laughed at!"

"Sven: Cool, I'll be back with a clown nose on it!"

"May: For the record, this was fun and all but I just did it for the laughs, capice? Don't make it weird."

"Sven: Oh, so I shouldn't get your name tattooed on my dick?"

"May: Dream on. I'm savin' that real estate for a Lockheed-Martin sponsorship."

"Dale: You're a terrible liar, but I'm not gonna pry. Please text me next time so I don't worry."

"Bubbles: Hello, Momo. Is something the matter?"

"Momo: I got upset with a friend and then realized it was unreasonable to be upset and that just made me more upset so if you could please pop my head off and kick it into the sewer I would be greatly appreciative."

"Roko: I'm not sure she'd be able to find it with both hands anyway."

"May [re: Beepatrice]: I thought you said she was your boss."

"May: I said no such thing."

"Roko: You're a horrible little goblin, but horrible little goblins need friends too."

"May: Always knew you were a horny little weirdo underneath the goody-two-shoes act."

"Spookybot: We have just been offered a children's hospital wing named after us. How cute! Pity we don't have a name."

"Spookybot: Pardon?"

"Roko: I spent all day trying to make one person's life a little better and I don't even know if it's gonna work, but at least I feel good for trying. Then you waltz in and give away a billion dollars-- which you probably stole in the first place-- because you think it's funny? And you expect me to be happy? Happy that the absolute best I can do is nothing compared to what a rich person can do if the fucking mood strikes them?"

"Melon: That's me! The hole was a lava accident!"

"Marten: What happens if [Cosmo's] original owners show up like "sorry it took us so long, can we have her back?""

"Marten: Why two baseball bats?"

"Aurelia: In case they didn't bring one. It has to be a fair fight."

"Hannelore: Yes!"

"[Hannelore hugs Dora.]"

"Hannelore: It's really me! I promise! I've just made some personal breakthroughs!"

"Hannelore: Um... sorry for bringing it up right away, but... is my position here at the shop still open?"

"Winslow: I've been all around the world and this is still the weirdest town I've ever seen."

"Faye: Right?"

"Winslow: Really? Because you've told me to go fuck myself on multiple occasions."

"Bubbles: I shall hope against it."