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4月 10, 2026
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"Faye: I don't know what's going on in that crazy purple head of yours, but you better get it in check before you fuck EVERYTHING up. If you haven't already."
"Angus: May we be able to look back on our lives when we're old and say "meh, good enough, I guess.""
"Faye [clinking glasses with Angus]: Well, here's to compromise, then."
"Angus: Oh what, I have to be an EMPLOYEE to haze the rookie?"
"Faye: This one's a special case. I recommend the 9-iron."
"Cosette: The contempt-face isn't working. What do I do?"
"Dora: I'd fire you both, but I'm afraid you'd team up and start robbing convenience stores or something."
"Penelope: Could you show me how to do that judo-hold you put me in? It REALLY hurt!"
"Faye: That throw was AMAZING! You hit me square in the head from like 20 feet away! We should get you some TOMAHAWKS!"
"Faye: Would that cancel out? Or is it like multiplying two negative numbers?"
"Dora: I don't believe in curses, but you're also not going to see me walking under a ladder while holding a black cat."
"Hannelore: Oh my gosh, first I get a REAL JOB, then I HUG SOMEONE IN A SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE MANNER? I'm making so much progress today! Maybe I'm finally ready to try TACO BELL!"
"Cosette: CAN WE NOT DISCUSS THIS IN PUBLIC"
"Steve: The same qualities apply! She's goal-oriented, good at staying on-task, takes direction well but readily displays her own initiative..."
"Dora: I need to know if she's a reliable employee, not how good she is in bed."
"Dora: No, that's Stock OPTIONS Syndrome. Totally different motivation mechanism."
"Faye: Stockholm Syndrome makes for extremely loyal, productive employees. That's how Apple does it!"
"Hannelore: My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! And then that giant dog!"
"Tai: I promise not to seduce your girlfriend if I get a cookie!"
"Dora: You have the most AMAZING RACK in that dress. It is seriously incredible."
"Hannelore: Baking is wonderful! It's like science for hungry people!"
"Marten: I realize there's a certain lowering of boundaries that comes with us all living together, but this is ridiculous."
"Dora: BUT I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWWW"
"Faye: CHRIST, woman, we're tryin' to have a moment of friendship here! You can have his cock in a minute!"
"Dora: Come ON, Marten, get in here and stick your cock in me already!"
"Hannelore: I take medication to prevent those moments. Would you like some?"
"Marten: There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity where you realize how profoundly weird your life is."
"Faye: Tsk, it's always the uptight ones that end up total pokesluts."
"Sven: Meh. Could you grab me a fresh napkin? This one's got phone number all over it."
"Wil: I do believe that young lady was attempting to hit on you."
"Dora: I swear, you two aren't underachievers so much as ANTIachievers."
"Pintsize: I'll suck your dick for a chimichanga!"
"Dora: If your pay was based on good PR your great-grandchildren would still be working off the debt."
"Faye: What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?"
"Dora: I'm glad I'm not the only one with a contingency plan for that."
"Faye: Geez, glass houses, lady! Glass houses!"
"Hannelore: I, uh, thought you might've snapped and, um, started killing everyone."
"Faye: What's with the cricket bat, Hanners?"
"Marten: I call dibs on Doras three through fifteen. Gonna start me a clone-harem."
"Dora: Then once they perfect cloning technology, you can have Dora-2."
"Tai: My ideal is basically you, only single."
"Marten: "Sure, my lawn is made of solid gold, but my neighbor's AstroTurf looks so inviting.""
"Pintsize: When the singularity hits I will BECOME PORN."
"Marten: Friends... right..."
"Dora: Aww, look! They're friends!"
"[Mieville rubs all over Pintsize, purring.]"
"[Mieville gives him a slasher smile.]"
"Pintsize: That's right, approach and submit to me, the superior being! Th- that's close enough... uh..."
"[Pintsize is meeting Dora's cat, Mieville, for the first time.]"
"Hannelore: I MUST ELIMINATE ALL WITNESSES OF MY CRIME."