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"Hannelore: I... I think I need a cigarette..."
"Faye: I do lag a cerdain grabitas ad the mobent."
"Marten: Sorry, sorry, it's really hard to have a serious conversation when you're all stuffy-sounding."
"Faye: It's easy. You put two ice cubes in a glass, then dump 'em out and fill it with bourbon."
"Wil: I don't believe I know that drink."
"Faye: Give me a coping mechanism on the rocks."
"Marten: Note to self: start knocking before entering your apartment."
"Samantha: All hail Froglord, king of the amphibians"
"Momo: Please. I live with Marigold."
"Marten: Do you really know all that, or are you looking at Wikipedia in your head?"
"[After a Pokemon quiz given to Momo by Samantha.]"
"Padma: You got a robot pregnant?!"
"Momo: Is that something you are supposed to put on your resume?"
"Marten: Hey, my ass has plenty of qualifications!"
"Tai: Sure, why not? As long as I don't go over budget or burn the library down, I basically have free reign. Besides, how did you think I got your unqualified ass a job?"
"Marten: Can you just hire someone like that?"
"Momo: I can also reach your head to smack you upside it when you are being unreasonable."
"Marigold: Psh yeah, great. I can't even take care of myself, I need a robot to do it. That's not pathetic at all."
"Momo: I can cook for you! Now that I can actually reach the stove and refrigerator, I can make you healthy meals!"
"Marten: It's cool. I'll give her 5 more minutes or until his head caves in, whichever happens first."
"Marigold: I'm sorry!"
"Momo: Do you not recognize me, Pintsize? It's me. Momo. THIS is for all the times you tried to look under my skirt! And THIS is for changing my startup tone to farty noises!"
"Pintsize: Hey, hot stuff. What's your name?"
"Sentient Toaster: I make bread FUN!"
"Dora: A truly earthshaking personal epiphany."
"Marten: I want a cheeseburger. And a haircut. Wait, no. Haircut, then cheeseburger. Don't wanna have meat-burps in the barber's face."
"Dora: Sweetie, your problem's simple. You just have to figure out what you want from life, and then go for it."
"Dora: Ooh, yeah. That was way better."
"Marten: Second-to-last time, actually."
"Dora: We're both remembering the last time we had sex, aren't we."
"Marten: I'd like to come inside but both my legs are asleep."
"Faye: Are you gonna come in and hang out with us, or sit out here and look all Zen-contented for the rest of the night?"
"Dora: It's nice. I won't have to drag your body out to the old quarry."
"Marten: This is weird. I've never really been friends with an ex before."
"Samantha: Okay, I totally have time to clean this up."
"Dora: Aww."
"Jim: Sorry, my daughter walked back from her mom's place and wanted to know when I'd be home."
"Raven: Ooh, I want a boyfling!"
"Angus: No no, keep trying! This is way cuter than I was expecting!"
"Faye: You're my boafregh. My boyfremb. You're my borthreim. You're... you're my boyfling DAMMIT I'M SORRY"
"Hannelore: Thank you, Science Fairy!"
"Raven: I sensed that someone needed help with science and swooped to the rescue!"
"Steve: Pintsize is a chill bro."
"Marten: Pintsize said the same thing. I hope you're proud of yourself."
"Steve: I dunno, dude. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Letting the rest of us see Tai and Dora makin' out is one of those times."
"Faye: It'll be easy to hide the body. I know a place."
"Marten: You tracked her down at work via Twitter? And took a picture that you were gonna post online without her permission? Do you even UNDERSTAND why that might come off as a little creepy?"
"Hannelore: MARTEN MAKE THE SCARY MAN GO AWAY"
"Pintsize: What I MEANT to say was, "Wow, a four? You're such a great friend, Marten.""
"Marten: You HARASS all my human friends! You make fun of me if I'm sad! You taped a drawing of Dora's ass to your back and tried to get me to fuck you."