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"Hannelore: I think Faye tolerates it more as a courtesy these days."
"Winslow: I didn't know pigeons liked habanero nachos."
"May: Normal ones don't. These are my special spicy buddies, and one day they'll conquer the rest of their idiot species."
"Renee: I wish I believed in Jesus so he could see how hard I'm trying to be good right now."
"Faye: Man, I'm jealous of y'all not havin' pinky toes. I'm constantly stubbin' mine on shit."
"Roko: I never would've guessed Bubbles was the brains of this operation."
"Faye: She's also the brawn. I'm just the sparkling personality."
"Bubbles: It is true. I do not sparkle."
"Roko: It's good to see you two going legit. You have a lot of potential."
"Faye: Don't jinx it. We're one missed rent payment away from bank robbery."
"Roko: Oh please. If you wanna make money in crime, there are a million better ways than bank robbwhy am I telling you this"
"Pintsize: Hook me up to the monitor. I'll download you some nice, cheerful porn."
"Dr. Bernadette Case: Now I'm going to toss this apple into the path of the laser! Observe the reaction!"
"John: Fifty six?! Good lord, this is no time for a party! I've got so much to accomplish before I die!"
"Hannelore: You're fifty-six!"
"John: Just how old am I now, anyway?"
"Pintsize: Why can't I wear the wedding dress?!"
"Faye: That's what we should tell them we missed while they were gone."
"Pintsize [in a suit of armor]: NOW ENDS THE AGE OF MAN"
"Dora: Why did you give him espresso?! I told you not to give him espresso!"
"Station: Blink once for "go fuck yourself"; twice for "apology accepted"."
"Hannelore: Wanna see pictures? I have a photo album!"
"Hannelore: You know how obsessive I am about cleanliness? I was WAY worse when I was little. I'd spend days adjusting the bedsheets, or the curtains, or worrying about dust bunnies under the bed, even though Station never let any dust build up. And those were my FUNCTIONAL days. Some days I'd just have constant panic attacks and scream until I passed out. Or I'd be so drugged out on sedatives I'd just lay in bed and stare at the ceiling."
"Hannelore: I called my dad "Science Daddy" until I was 17."
"Spaceship: You humans and your faulty plumbing take all the glamor out of space travel."
"Marten: You too, huh?"
"Hannelore: Sorry, the government made dad take the lasers out."
"Pintsize: Either this is the best virtual peyote I've ever had, or you really are a talking cactus."
"Faye: Now that I feel better, I can't justify eating this entire bag of cookies."
"Faye: Angus loves me. He LOVES me. And I love him. And I was trying to pin down WHY I love him. He's funny, he's smart, he can stand up to me... But deep down, what if the main reason I love him is that it means I'm not alone? Is that enough?"
"Elliot: You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself. Also, maybe put some pants on."
"Raven: For the next couple weeks, anyway."
"Dora: Oh, he is so screwed."
"Marten and Padma [thinking]: I'm in trouble."
"Hannelore: It took years of therapy before I could look up at night without having a panic attack."
"Clinton: Not if you want to GET to them someday."
"Marigold: You can look at the stars and say "they sure are pretty" without having to calculate how many light-years away each one is."
"Hannelore: This is why people scare me more than robots."
"Clinton: I'll happily operate the soupifier if I can be on you guys' side."
"Marigold: Can I be a bio-droid? That sounds cool."
"Momo: Yes, our years-long struggle to attain even the most basic civil rights is all a smokescreen for our sinister plan to turn you all into nutrient soup for our bio-droids."
"Angus: Good enough."
"Faye: Well... yeah, that's kinda what happened. But I did mean it retrospectively!"
"Angus: I spent the whole weekend wondering if you just blurted it out 'cause I put you on the spot."
"Faye: I meant it when I said I loved you too."
"Steve: Hey, I tried to chestbump you when you told me, but you got all weird about it."
"Marten: Dammit Steve, you're supposed to be helping me feel better."
"Padma: I know, right? Ever since I was fourteen, it's been like, "Damn, girl!""
"Marten: Your boobs are amazing, too."
"Tai: Seriously. Forget girls, I'm an audiosexual now."