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4月 10, 2026
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"Marten: Yeah, sure. Thanks for telling me, Claire."
"Claire: I... I'm trans. And... since we're friends, I thought you'd like to know that about me."
"Marten: What's up?"
"Claire: Marten, hey."
"Marten: Dude we have talked about this."
"Steve: I love you, man! I love you!"
"Claire: I DON'T WANNA GRAB HIS lemme go get my wallet"
"Cosette: Twenty bucks and I'll let you grab his butt."
"Faye: If she follows you home, you're in charge of feeding her."
"Marten [re: Emily]: Oh lord, we've adopted another one."
"Angus [while Faye is brandishing her knife]: Called it."
"[Emily comes out from behind a corner, wearing a goalie mask and holding a hand axe. Faye, Marten, Momo and Angus stare at her.]"
"Marten: Hello? Emily? Anybody home?"
"Faye [brandishing a knife]: I'm prepared."
"Angus: This is a trap, isn't it. Emily's luring us into the woods so she can hunt us for sport."
"Marigold: STOP DANGING AT ME"
"Momo: Companion AIs are the ambassadors of our kind. We foster understanding and acceptance between humans and AIs. I cannot think of a more noble calling."
"Marten: Modern cybernetics is really sending mixed messages to kids. "Don't play with fireworks, or you'll end up with sweet robot body parts.""
"Hannelore [brandishing a garden hose]: Don't make me do this! I don't want to but I will!"
"Claire: Your dad? Wait, you're Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham?!"
"Hannelore: It'll be a couple minutes. I have to go wash off the hammer."
"Claire: A large latte, and a "banana smoothie" for Emily."
"Faye: What am I supposed to do with all this surplus rage now?"
"Marten: The date went fine. Butt-grabs are Dora-code for "I'm having fun.""
"Tai: Oh yeah, she grabbed the hell out of it."
"Marten: Did she grab your butt?"
"Tai: Okay, here's a fact about me: I apparently get super-flustered when you call me sexy."
"Dora: Right now you're just the sexy little redhead who works at the library. But I know there's more to you than that."
"Tai: Hell yes. My pussy rules."
"Hannelore: I'm sorry Dora but I have to turn the hose on you for that pun. Shop rules."
"Dora: And I'm judge, jury, and sexecutioner."
"Faye: You make it seem like some kinda trial procedure."
"Marten: This is what I like about our relationship. The brutal honesty."
"Tai: Good, because right now I would happily sacrifice our friendship for more Dora-kisses."
"Marten: Haha, yeah. I promise. I'm happy for you guys."
"Tai: You promise you're okay with this? For real?"
"Faye: That, coming from you?"
"Clinton: Oh god, you've met Claire? She didn't do anything weird, did she?"
"Marten: Just 'cause the cat got out of the bag doesn't mean I'm gonna let it run out the front door and into traffic."
"Hannelore: WE ARE WORKING ON THAT TECHNOLOGY"
"Dora: Uh, Hannelore, we're both female, we can't -"
"Hannelore: BUT think how cute your babies would be!"
"Tai: If you think you're a mess, it's only 'cause you hold yourself to a higher standard. And that - is why I'm absolutely crazy about you."
"Faye: We've established Naked Mole Rat Law in this apartment. All who smell different will be expelled. Your gift of fancy wine has earned you a temporary visa."
"Tai: Jeez, now I feel guilty for getting high and watching cartoons all day."
"Marten: Wayfarers, Noam Chomsky flyer, and keys to a Volvo. Hampshire student droppings. Lemme show you where we keep the special net."
"Gabby: I heard if you order a smoothie they just smash up a banana with a hammer and put it in a cup."
"Claire: Is this some kind of weird hazing ritual?"
"Momo: We are aware that "one day" may in fact be "another rung up the evolutionary ladder"."
"Marten: I hate to sound pessimistic, but we're still working on racism, sexism, homophobia..."