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"[Bubbles' coolant vents, signifying extreme arousal.]"
"Bubbles: V-very well. Let us go home, and I will... debrief you."
"May: You realize it's possible to bang someone without makin' a fuckin' car crash out of the situation, right?"
"Sven: Listen, that only happened one time, and the only casualty was someone's mailbox."
"Sven: Cool, I'll be back with a clown nose on it!"
"Passerby: I told you this town was weird."
"Sven: Oh, so I shouldn't get your name tattooed on my dick?"
"May: Go for it. I'm cool with you bein' marked as my conquest."
"Bubbles: Hello, Momo. Is something the matter?"
"Momo: I got upset with a friend and then realized it was unreasonable to be upset and that just made me more upset so if you could please pop my head off and kick it into the sewer I would be greatly appreciative."
"Roko: She means well."
"May: Just to be clear, I'm putting my ass in your hands, not hers."
"Roko: Oh, did you want your case handled in an endearingly incompetent fashion? Because we can turn around--"
"May: I said no such thing."
"May: I jacked off a dude with a watermelon last night."
"Momo: You're being very reasonable. Did you meet up with Sven for further carnal activity? Is this calm due to a post-coital refractory period?"
"Spookybot: Pardon?"
"Roko: I spent all day trying to make one person's life a little better and I don't even know if it's gonna work, but at least I feel good for trying. Then you waltz in and give away a billion dollars-- which you probably stole in the first place-- because you think it's funny? And you expect me to be happy? Happy that the absolute best I can do is nothing compared to what a rich person can do if the fucking mood strikes them?"
"Faye: That's *snrk* terrible."
"Dora: I haven't been laid since I broke up with MARTEN. I had a dream last night where I got into a fight with my vulva because it was MAD at me."
"Claire: Oh no, have I started an arms race?"
"Marten: I should start working out or something. What exercise gives you good shoulders?"
"Marten: Put down the sword, Xena."
"Claire [holding the sword]: Can I keep this? It makes me feel... powerful."
"Marten: Claire, you do crowd control while I go get her Ativan. Don't be afraid to use the sword if you have to."
"Hannelore: I'm paralyzed by the responsibility! Isn't that great?!"
"Marten: Uh, yeah, but what's with the huge line of people?"
"Hannelore: Hey Marten! Faye and Dora left me in charge of the shop! Isn't that great?"
"Marten: I'm gonna go get some coffee. If she's still doing it when I get back, I'll call the paramedics."
"Tai: Emily is giggling. Should we be worried?"
"Jim: Well if it makes you feel better, you're both grounded."
"Samantha: But I didn't say those things, Skullmaster did!"
"Dora: Holy crap, she doubled down!"
"Samantha: PUNY MORTAL! YOUR FEEBLE THREATS ARE NOTHING TO SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS"
"Jim: Well you better FIND her, because she's ALREADY grounded for a week, and if I don't see her face in the next 3 seconds I'm extending it to a MONTH."
"Samantha [wearing a skull mask, on top of Faye's shoulders]: THERE IS NO SAM HERE THERE IS ONLY SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS"
"Jim: Okay Sam, let's go. You're in big trouble."
"Momo: In a Faraday cage? Duct taped to the wall? In a lead-lined box at the bottom of the ocean?"
"Marigold: I wonder where Pintsize sleeps. In Marten's room?"
"Pintsize: YOU MEAN I COULDA BEEN WITH A HOT CHICK THIS WHOLE TIME?!"
"Marten: Well it worked out all right in the end, so -"
"Momo: You should not have been assigned Pintsize as your companion."
"Pintsize: Well it's my headcanon and you should respect that."
"Marten: There was no sex involved."
"Pintsize: Neither do I. BUT I INTEND TO FIND OUT."
"Momo: Ugh, no."
"Pintsize: Do you have any idea how much pornography there is on the internet?"
"Momo: What do you do all day, then?"
"Clinton: I just... wanna make sure you're safe."
"Claire: You really worry about accidentally outing me, don't you."