"[after a squirrel bites Jack's penis for humping it's tree] That's no way to collect nuts in May. [squirrel gives her the finger]"
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American films with live action and animationAmerican adult animated fantasy filmsCensored films1970s American adult animated filmsPornographic films
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Once Upon a Girl
Once Upon a Girl is a 1976 live-action/animated pornographic film written, produced, and directed by Don Jurwich. It was animated by a group of animators who had worked for Disney, according to the director in an interview included with the DVD release.
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