1970s-american-adult-animated-films

"Frank Welker as Jack / Fairy Godmother / Prince / Additional voices"

"[after his frog climbs out of a woman's mouth] Wow that's what I call a h-h-headjob."

"[after the judge asks her if she's really Mother Goose] You're fucking A right I am!"

"Hal Smith as Mother Goose (live action segments)"

"[yawning after having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Thou it was a ripe annual fucketh Miss, thy firey cunt will stir pleasing memories, please if it pleases you proceed to yonder wedding."

"Richmond Johnson"

"[as Jack and the frog hear strange noises at the giant’s castle] Why don’t you crawl under the door dummy?"

"[after the Cinderella story wraps up] and they lived happily ever after. Well now Didn't that end nice? fairy tales always end like that don't they?... Bullshit! You wanna know why they ended like that? Because they were afraid to tell the truth. Do you want to see what happily ever after was really like? [angry] Okay I'll show you happily ever after! This is what it was like 20 years into that beautiful sunset. The kingdom continued to slide into bankruptcy because the Prince couldn't get out of bed long enough to run it properly. Cinderella started popping kids out of her belly like biscuits from an oversexed oven until her figure was shot, Morta and the stepsisters ran out of money and had to move into the castle, because that was the easiest way to support them. The prince took to fooling around with the local talent and got crabs, the stepsisters kept complaining, the kids kept crying, Morna nagged and bitched, the prince bitched and itched, and Cinderella grew old before her time, that kiddies is what "lived happily ever after" is really like!"

"Hal Smith as Mother Goose"

"Carol Piacente"

"[having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Fucketh you harlot bitch, fucketh!"

"Bedtime Stories For Grown-Ups"

"Kelly Gordon"

"Lorenzo Music as Various"

"[about his mother learning about trading the cow for the beans and beating him for it] Boy was she sore and now so is my ca-ca-ca- ass! Gee I wish I hadn't sold the cow just so I could suck on that gypsy's ti-ti-tits, [to his frog] Remember those tits, Froggy? [Froggy nods] Wow, those were the softest things I ev-ev-ev wow! [gets a boner] and those ni-ni-nipples oh boy that warm wet fu-fu-fuzzy little pu-pu-pussy, woo hoo hoo hoo shit, I get h-h-horny just thinking about her again w-w-wow!, watch out Froggy I'm gonna cu-cu-cu... [ejaculates out the window which splashes on the beans causing them to grow]"

"[preparing to tell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk] Well, um, I guess I'd better start at the fucking beginning."

"[as Jack is about to suck the cow] Now wait a minute baby cakes your mother told you not to molest that cow anymore! She don't give for the little milk anyway."

"[after a squirrel bites Jack's penis for humping it's tree] That's no way to collect nuts in May. [squirrel gives her the finger]"

"[after Little Red Riding Hood offers him money to let her pass] Screw thy shilling! Thy lush young body are trade for thy fare, sayeth I."

"Uncut, Uncensored & Incredibly Unsuitable for Children!"

"I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed."

"Oh, why don't you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?"

"[leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya."

"The ultimate futuristic fantastic epic."

"An Epic Fantasy in a World of Peace and Magic."

"A fantasy vision of the future."

"Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?"

"Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help."

"So, what are elves good for?"

"I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes."

"General: [guffaws] If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!"

"He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!"

"Angelo Grisanti – Larry the Lizard (uncredited)"

"Steve Gravers – Blackwolf, Avatar's evil brother"

"Mark Hamill – Sean, son of the king of the mountain fairies and captain of the guards"

"Richard Romanus – Weehawk, a noble elf warrior"

"Jesse Welles – Elinore, Avatar's love interest"

"James Connell – President"

"David Proval – Necron 99/Peace, Blackwolf's former minion. He is renamed Peace by Avatar."

"Susan Tyrrell – Narrator (uncredited)"

"Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!"

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!"

"I still don't trust him."

"An epic fantasy of peace and magic."

"Funny you should say that."

"Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!"

"[clapping] You always did need an audience, you sap."

"[to horse] Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools."

"Bob Holt – Avatar, an old but powerful wizard. According to Bakshi, he is an old magician who doesn't trust himself to do the job right, but he has a heart of gold and cares deeply for his friends and doing what is right."

"Ralph Bakshi – Fritz/Lardbottom/Stormtrooper (uncredited)"