"[after the Cinderella story wraps up] and they lived happily ever after. Well now Didn't that end nice? fairy tales always end like that don't they?... Bullshit! You wanna know why they ended like that? Because they were afraid to tell the truth. Do you want to see what happily ever after was really like? [angry] Okay I'll show you happily ever after! This is what it was like 20 years into that beautiful sunset. The kingdom continued to slide into bankruptcy because the Prince couldn't get out of bed long enough to run it properly. Cinderella started popping kids out of her belly like biscuits from an oversexed oven until her figure was shot, Morta and the stepsisters ran out of money and had to move into the castle, because that was the easiest way to support them. The prince took to fooling around with the local talent and got crabs, the stepsisters kept complaining, the kids kept crying, Morna nagged and bitched, the prince bitched and itched, and Cinderella grew old before her time, that kiddies is what "lived happily ever after" is really like!"
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American films with live action and animationAmerican adult animated fantasy filmsCensored films1970s American adult animated filmsPornographic films
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Once Upon a Girl
Once Upon a Girl is a 1976 live-action/animated pornographic film written, produced, and directed by Don Jurwich. It was animated by a group of animators who had worked for Disney, according to the director in an interview included with the DVD release.
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