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"[having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Fucketh you harlot bitch, fucketh!"

"Lorenzo Music as Various"

"[as Jack is about to suck the cow] Now wait a minute baby cakes your mother told you not to molest that cow anymore! She don't give for the little milk anyway."

"[after the Cinderella story wraps up] and they lived happily ever after. Well now Didn't that end nice? fairy tales always end like that don't they?... Bullshit! You wanna know why they ended like that? Because they were afraid to tell the truth. Do you want to see what happily ever after was really like? [angry] Okay I'll show you happily ever after! This is what it was like 20 years into that beautiful sunset. The kingdom continued to slide into bankruptcy because the Prince couldn't get out of bed long enough to run it properly. Cinderella started popping kids out of her belly like biscuits from an oversexed oven until her figure was shot, Morta and the stepsisters ran out of money and had to move into the castle, because that was the easiest way to support them. The prince took to fooling around with the local talent and got crabs, the stepsisters kept complaining, the kids kept crying, Morna nagged and bitched, the prince bitched and itched, and Cinderella grew old before her time, that kiddies is what "lived happily ever after" is really like!"

"Uncut, Uncensored & Incredibly Unsuitable for Children!"

"[after the judge asks her if she's really Mother Goose] You're fucking A right I am!"

"[after his frog climbs out of a woman's mouth] Wow that's what I call a h-h-headjob."

"[after Little Red Riding Hood offers him money to let her pass] Screw thy shilling! Thy lush young body are trade for thy fare, sayeth I."

"[preparing to tell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk] Well, um, I guess I'd better start at the fucking beginning."

"[yawning after having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Thou it was a ripe annual fucketh Miss, thy firey cunt will stir pleasing memories, please if it pleases you proceed to yonder wedding."

"Hal Smith as Mother Goose (live action segments)"

"[after a squirrel bites Jack's penis for humping it's tree] That's no way to collect nuts in May. [squirrel gives her the finger]"

"Kelly Gordon"

"Carol Piacente"

"Hal Smith as Mother Goose"

"Bedtime Stories For Grown-Ups"

"[as Jack and the frog hear strange noises at the giant’s castle] Why don’t you crawl under the door dummy?"

"[about his mother learning about trading the cow for the beans and beating him for it] Boy was she sore and now so is my ca-ca-ca- ass! Gee I wish I hadn't sold the cow just so I could suck on that gypsy's ti-ti-tits, [to his frog] Remember those tits, Froggy? [Froggy nods] Wow, those were the softest things I ev-ev-ev wow! [gets a boner] and those ni-ni-nipples oh boy that warm wet fu-fu-fuzzy little pu-pu-pussy, woo hoo hoo hoo shit, I get h-h-horny just thinking about her again w-w-wow!, watch out Froggy I'm gonna cu-cu-cu... [ejaculates out the window which splashes on the beans causing them to grow]"

"Richmond Johnson"

"Frank Welker as Jack / Fairy Godmother / Prince / Additional voices"

"Jason Miller - Thrax, Gang Leader"

"Tara Strong - Alexa"

"Rick Overton - Slic, President of the United States"

"John DiMaggio - Deimos, Homeless Man"

"The truth is, I'm really not such a pig. No, that's not the truth. I am a pig. A womanizer. Been one for a long time now. Sometimes I think it's because I don't wanna be hurt. Well, not again. This macho bravado, it's all a facade. Wait, why am I telling you this? [Notices his foot's caught in the lasso of truth] God, I hope you Amazons can't mass-produce this thing."

"Vicki Lewis - Persephone"

"How will you stop me now that my powers rival that of any god? I am as strong as Hercules. As fast as Hermes. And now, like Hades, I wield dominion over the dead which allows me to unleash my own worst curse upon you people. Amazon dead, I command you to come to your lord. Slaughter your sisters."

"Nathan Fillion - Col. Steve Trevor"

"Keri Russell - Princess Diana/Diana Prince/Wonder Woman"

"David McCallum - Zeus"

"Andrea Romano - President's Advisor"

"Julianne Grossman - Etta Candy"

"Alfred Molina - Ares"

"Marg Helgenberger - Hera"

"[after Diana shows a girl how to swordfight] That was sweet. Teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that."

"Bruce Timm - Attacker"

"Skye Arens - Little Girl"

"Rosario Dawson - Artemis"

"Virginia Madsen - Queen Hippolyta"

"Oliver Platt - Hades"

"Gabriel Byrne as Jack Deebs, the cartoonist seemingly responsible for the creation of Cool World."

"Holli Would if she could ...and she will."

"There are two different worlds: The Real World and the Wacky, Animated World. Only one of them will survive."

"Gregory Snegoff as Bash"

"Cool World is such a dangerous place to be in."

"Audiences actually wanted a wilder, raunchier Cool World. The premiere audience I saw it with certainly did."

"Maurice LaMarche as Interrogator No. 2/Mash/ Dr. Vincent "Vegas Vinnie" Whiskers/Super Jack. LaMarche also makes a cameo live-action appearance sitting at a bar."

"I'm made of ink, but I'm no dream."

"Can't let the neighbors push us around can."

"Michael Lally as Sparks"