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"John Gregson - Farrow"
"Gibb McLaughlin - Godwin"
"Arthur Hambling - Wallis"
"Ronald Adam - Turner"
"John Salew - Parkin"
"Edie Martin - Miss Evesham"
"Marjorie Fielding - Mrs. Chalk"
"Alfie Bass - Shorty Fisher"
"Sid James - Lackery Wood"
"Stanley Holloway - Alfred Pendlebury"
"Alec Guinness - Henry Holland"
"He stole $3,000,000 in gold and that's a lot of BULLion!"
"The men who broke the bank - and lost the cargo!"
"I propagate British cultural depravity."
"Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these - it might have been."
"Norm Macdonald - Willard Fillmore"
"Lochlyn Munro - Officer Richardson"
"Malcolm Stewart - Roger"
"Sherman Hemsley - Chip Oswald"
"Sarah Silverman - Hillary"
"Daniel Benzali - Detective Tom Dewey"
"Elaine Stritch - Mrs. Crock"
"Danny DeVito - Grover Cleaver"
"Dave Chappelle - Rusty P. Hayes"
"Everyone gets it in the end."
"Bill McCutcheon - Danny Doheny (bar owner)"
"B.D. Wong - Jimmy Chui (Adam's former professor)"
"Deborah Rush - Michele Dempsey (Adam's lawyer)"
"Victoria Jackson - Christine (Adam's girl)"
"Janet Carroll - Margie (Jessie's girl)"
"Rosanna DeSoto - Elaine McMullen (as Rosana DeSoto)"
"Matthew Broderick - Adam McMullen"
"Dustin Hoffman - Vito McMullen"
"Sean Connery - Jessie McMullen"
"Come on. Let's pay our respects to the grieving widow before she falls flat on her face, drunk."
"Hey, you bald-headed prick! Don't you ever get caught on the take. Because if you wind up in any joint I'm in, you'll leave feet first."
"Dianne Wiest - Helen Robberson"
"Jack Palance - Jake Stone"
"Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson"
"Don't ever throw a cat on me again."
"Jack Kehler - Caniff"
"Sal Landi - Jerry Callahan"
"Richard Romanus - Fred Lutz"
"Miko Hughes - Billy Robberson"
"Fay Masterson - Cindy Robberson"
"Jason James Richter - Kevin Robberson"
"David Barry Gray - Tony Moore"
"Robert Davi - Osborn"
"Frank: Guns don't kill people - postal workers do."
"You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde."