"Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these - it might have been."

"I propagate British cultural depravity."

"The men who broke the bank - and lost the cargo!"

"He stole $3,000,000 in gold and that's a lot of BULLion!"

"Alec Guinness - Henry Holland"

"Stanley Holloway - Alfred Pendlebury"

"Sid James - Lackery Wood"

"Marjorie Fielding - Mrs. Chalk"

"Edie Martin - Miss Evesham"

"I was a potential millionaire, yet I had to be satisfied with eight pounds, fifteen shillings, less deductions."