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April 10, 2026
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"- I love you. - I know, just please go take a shower."
"I hoped that being completely honest would bring us together but I seriously miscalculated."
"After a while, just talking to them was no longer enough."
"How is this constructive?"
"Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?"
"Jordan-Patrick Marcantonio as 10th Grader (uncredited)"
"Steve Buscemi as Danny McGrath (uncredited)"
"Chris Farley as Bus Driver (uncredited)"
"Stacey Wheal as Jennifer (Grade 3)"
"Sean Lett as O'Doyle (Grade 12)"
"Matthew Ferguson as Tenth Grader"
"Benjamin Barrett as Tenth Grader"
"Tanya Grout as Joyce (Eric's Secretary)"
"Eduardo Gómez as Crazy Persons"
"Tex Konig as Crazy Persons"
"Amos Crawley as Rod"
"Jeff Moser as Paul"
"Colin Smith as O'Doyle (Grade 9)"
"Melissa Korzenko as Nancy Connors"
"Robert Smigel as Mr. Oblaski"
"Daniel Lerner-Ellis as Pothead"
"Jordan Lerner-Ellis as Pothead"
"Joyce Gordon as Lunch Lady"
"Frank Nakashima as Architect"
"Tim Herlihy as Architect"
"Diane Douglass as Nurse"
"Marcia Bennett as 4th Grade Teacher"
"Gladys O'Connor as Tour Guide"
"Austin Pool as Dan (Grade 3)"
"Mandy Watts as Maid"
"Vernon Chapman as Butler"
"Kyle Bailey as Kyle"
"Christian Matheson as O'Doyle (Grade 3)"
"Jared Cook as Ernie (Grade 3)"
"Al Maini as Chauffeur"
"Shane Farberman as Clown"
"Claire Celluci as Attractive Lady"
"Jacelyn Holmes as 2nd Grade"
"Helen Hughes as 2nd Grade Teacher"
"Jessica Nakamura as Tricia Labonte (Grade 1)"
"Jared Durand as Scotty Logan (Grade 1)"
"Conor Devitt as O'Doyle (Grade 1)"
"Chris Mei as Penguin"
"Keith Cole as Penguin"
"Marc Donato as Nodding 1st Grader"
"Christopher Kelk as Rollo the Janitor"
"Jack Mather as Ted "Old Man" Clemens"
"Vincent Marino as Cook"
"Hrant Alianak as Pete"
"Dina Platias as Miss Lippy"