"Alright, that's more like it, now you're talking! You can do it, mates! I've never seen such sailors. Not in all my born days, I ain't. Naturals! My God, everyone of you, naturals... [beat; to himself] We're gonna fucking die!"

"[after losing his glass eye] It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made."

"J.A. Preston — Magistrate"

"Jorge Luis Ramos — General Armando's Translator"

"Sunshine Logroño — General Armando"

"Meadow Sisto — Caroline Harvey"

"Benjamin Salisbury — Benjamin Harvey"

"Mary Kay Place — Katherine Harvey"

"Martin Short — Martin Harvey"

"Kurt Russell — Captain Ron"

"[Captain Ron has left Martin at the wheel to pilot the boat alone. His wife comes and stands next to him] Isn't this great? Look at this! Open ocean, uncharted islands... Who knows what's waiting for us out there? Come here. [hugs his wife] Log entry: Day two. The adventure begins! What a thrill it is to be leaving the turmoil of civilization behind us!"

"Eric Idle — Desmond/Berthold"

"Ray D. Tutto — The King of the Moon"

"Uma Thurman — Venus/Rose"

"Peter Jeffrey — Sultan"

"Bill Paterson — Henry Salt"

"Jonathan Pryce — The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson"

"Valentina Cortese — Queen Ariadne/Violet"

"Jack Purvis — Jeremy/Gustavus"

"Winston Dennis — Bill/Albrecht"

"Charles McKeown — Rupert/Adolphus"

"Oliver Reed — Vulcan"

"Sarah Polley — Sally Salt"

"Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?"

"The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is."

"Everyone who had a talent for it lived happily ever after."

"I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious."

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands."

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I never hesitate strongly to recommend."

"Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

"John Neville — Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen"

"From the director of "Time Bandits" and "Brazil" a new movie full of NOISE...FLYING OBJECTS...SEAFOOD...CELEBRITIES...COMPASSION...TRAVEL...HONOR...GRAVITY...BULL...he was full of it. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen."

"Bull. He was full of it."

"A true story. We've got the film to prove it."

"Adventure, Comedy, Romance. He was full of it."

"Remarkable. Unbelievable. Impossible. And true."

"The adults who should have been there to protect me were my parents, not you…[but] you can’t underestimate how in awe of you people like them can be. They didn’t want to be an annoyance or an inconvenience to anyone, and it must have been daunting to imagine holding up 100 people for your kid."

"The negative stories about the shoot that were turning up in the Hollywood press were coming, we found out later, from a source at Film Finances – which was the completion bond company on the film. Their lawyer was a guy named Steve Ransohoff, whose father was Martin Ransohoff – who was Ray Stark's friend and partner. [...] I thought it was quite extraordinary, because the stories were doing two things – they were making me and the whole project look like it was completely out of control and all my fault, and that Film Finance, the completion guarantors, were the only thing holding it together – the people trying to bring control to it... the fact was, they were absolutely useless."

"I had this prostitute fetish."

"Actually, I wasn't able to raise enough money to go to Paris."

"I promise, if you don't tell me, it's much better."