"Cuthbert H. Humphrey, Governor of our territory, is a cull. Do you know what a cull is, ma'am? A cull is a specimen that is so worthless that you have to cut him out of the herd. Now if all the people in the world were put in one herd, Cuthbert is the one I would throw a rope at."

"I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me."

"Becky! Come here. Somethin' I ought to tell you. Guess now's as good a time as any. You're going to have every young buck west of the Missouri around here tryin' to marry you - mostly because you're a handsome filly, but partly because I own everything in this country from here to there. They'll think you're going to inherit it. Well, you're not. I'm going to leave most of it to, well, to the nation really, for a park where no lumbermen'll cut down all the trees for houses with leaky roofs. Nobody'll kill all the beaver for hats for dudes nor murder the buffalo for robes. What I'm going to give you is a 500 cow spread on the Upper Green River. Now that may not seem like much, but it's more than we had, your mother and I. Some folks are gonna say I'm doin' all this so I can sit up in the hereafter and look down on a park named after me, or that I was disappointed in you - didn't want you to get all that money. But the real reason, Becky, is because I love you, and I want you and some young man to have what I had, because all the gold in the United States Treasury and all the harp music in heaven can't equal what happens between a man and a woman with all that growin' together. I can't explain it any better than that."

"This is probably the first marriage I've ever seen that started out with a spanking!"

"Don't tell me it's a fine morning, or I'll shoot ya!"

"Chris Rock - JB/Radio DJ/Pootie's Father"

"Wanda Sykes - Biggie Shorty"

"Robert Vaughn - Dick Lecter"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Ireenie"

"J.B. Smoove - Trucky"

"Lance Crouther - Pootie Tang"

"Too cool for words"

""Pootie Tang-A" appears as a white man dressed in black face posing as Pootie Tang, selling Lecter Corp. products. Dozens of fake Pooties suddenly show up."

"Trucky: Dirty Dee is still dirty because he's Dirty Dee, dammit!"

"Dirty Dee: Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my ass!"

"Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvenated again. Rejuvenated!"

"Trucky: You can't hurt a ho with a belt... they like that shit."

"Biggie Shorty: Just 'cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she's hookin'?"

"Trucky: It was incredible! Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill!"

""Camietowns a biddie; wapatah to the bammies on the Pannie Stai! Cigarettes/Fast food = Netatai Baddy!" - an example of Pootie Tang's idiosyncratic speech offered early in the film. A PSA ad aimed at children is so effective, it launches the plot. Corporate America - embodied in Dave Atell, and "Lecter Corp." - attempts to seize Pootie's voice (20,000,000 USD is offered) which Pootie refuses on moral grounds ("That's a canapan to the semachai") with a "nay-no" [see below]]. Pootie refuses to "wah-da-tah to the shama cow", interpreted generally as Pootie will not succumb to any corporation's will [needs citation]. Irene "Hoochie Ma Chicken Head" is unleashed by Lecter Corp. to seek Pootie and steal his "magic" belt. In the tradition the solitary hero - Odysseus, Cuchulainn, and so on - Pootie has friends, not be relied on for sustenance, but friends nevertheless. Wanda Sykes plays one such friend - the classic "hooker with the heart of gold" who isn't actually a hooker - who hosts parties not even "air can get into" without an invitation."

"As a child, Pootie Tang has his mother die and his father raise him just briefly. His father gives him a "magic" belt - the very same belt he's disciplined with - on his deathbed."

""Pootie Tang-A" appears as a white man dressed in black face posing as Pootie Tang"

"H.W. Gim - Ching"

""Big" John Hamilton - Fauntleroy Sage"

"Aissa Wayne - Alice Warren"

"Bob Steele - Train Engineer"

"Chuck Roberson - Sheriff Jeff Lord"

"Leo Gordon - Jones"

"Mari Blanchard - Camille"

"Edward Faulkner - Ben Sage, Jr."

"Bruce Cabot - Ben Sage, Sr."

"Michael Pate - Puma, Chief of the Comanche Nation"

"Hank Worden - Curly Fletcher"

"Robert Lowery - Gov. Cuthbert H. Humphrey"

"Gordon Jones - Matt Douglas"

"Strother Martin - Agard"

"Perry Lopez - Davey Elk"

"Edgar Buchanan - Bunny Dull"

"Jerry Van Dyke - Matt Douglas Jr."

"Yvonne De Carlo - Louise Warren"

"Chill Wills - Drago"

"Jack Kruschen - Jake Birnbaum"

"Stefanie Powers - Rebecca "Becky" McLintock"

"Patrick Wayne - Devlin "Dev" Warren"

"Maureen O'Hara - Katherine "Kate" McLintock"

"John Wayne - George Washington "G.W." McLintock"

"Wallops The Daylights Out Of Every Western You've Ever Seen!"

"He tamed the West... But Could He Tame Her?"