"Fight on! Fight on dear old Muncie! Fight on hoist the gold and blue! You'll be tattered, torn, and hurtin' once the Munc' is done with you! Gooooooooooooo Eagles!"

"[repeated line] You know, for kids."

"For instance, take a look at this sweet baby. [Shows a drawn circle on a piece of paper] I developed it myself. Yessirie, this is my big ticket upstairs. You know, for kids."

"Paul Newman — Sidney J. Mussburger"

"Tim Robbins — Norville Barnes"

"At Hudsucker industries there's a fast way to the top...and an even faster way down!"

"They took him for a fall guy... but he threw them for a hoop."

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."

"Shepard Wong: I didn't order any fumigation! It's Wing Fool, you fat! I mean... it's Wing Fat, you fool!"

"Wing Fat: Don't tell me what I can do, or I'll have my mustache eat your beard."

"Saracen pig! Spartan dog! Take this! And this! Roman cow! Russian snake! Spanish fly! Anglo-Saxon Hun!"

"Stanley Tucci – Nigel"

"Stephanie Szostak - Jacqueline Follet"

"Ines Rivero - Clacker at elevator"

"Alyssa Sutherland - Clacker"

"Gisele Bündchen - Serena"

"Rebecca Mader - Jocelyn"

"Tibor Feldman - Irv Ravitz"

"David Marshall Grant - Richard Sachs"

"Daniel Sunjata - James Holt"

"Rich Sommer - Doug"

"Tracie Thoms - Lily"

"Adrian Grenier - Nate Cooper"

"Simon Baker - Christian Thompson"

"Emily Blunt – Emily Charlton"

"Anne Hathaway – Andrea "Andy" Sachs"

"Meryl Streep – Miranda Priestly"

"Hell on Heels"

"Yes, because that's really what this whole multibillion-dollar industry is all about, isn't it? Inner beauty."

"By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

"Jon Lovitz - Calico"

"Sean Hayes - Mr. Tinkles"

"Susan Sarandon - Ivy"

"Michael Clarke Duncan - Sam"

"Joe Pantoliano - Peek"

"Alec Baldwin - Butch"

"Tobey Maguire - Lou"

"Alexander Pollock - Scotty Brody"

"Elizabeth Perkins - Mrs. Brody"

"Jeff Goldblum - Professor Brody"

"Billy West"

"Ross Malinger - Harvey"

"Adam Wylie - Larry"

"Nicole Nagorsky - Heather"

"Remone Bradley - Erwin"

"Anthony Wong - Tom"

"Zachary Marsh - Nick"

"Bethany Allyn - Catherine"