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April 10, 2026
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"Sunbathers"
"Sarah's next door neighbour"
"Elton John"
"George Michael"
"Vic Reeves"
"Richard Fairbrass & Phil Alexander (editor-in-chief of Kerrang!)"
"Emmy-Kate Montrose (Kenickie) & Tom Robinson"
"Neil Hannon & Keith Chegwin"
"Bob Geldof"
"Kiki Dee & Mike Wilmot"
"Tony Wilson"
"Skin on rice pudding"
"Dudley Sutton - Reg Urwin 'with a U'"
"Philip Madoc - Williams"
"David Jason - Blanco Webb"
"Brian Glover - Cyril Heslop"
"Ronald Lacey - Harris"
"Christopher Biggins - Lukewarm"
"Peter Vaughan - 'Genial' Harry Grout"
"Sam Kelly - ‘Bunny’ Warren"
"Ken Jones - 'Horrible' Ives"
"Tony Osoba - Jim "Jock" McLaren"
"Brian Wilde - Mr Barrowclough"
"Michael Barrington - 'The Governor' Geoffrey Venables"
"Patricia Brake - Ingrid Fletcher"
"Maurice Denham - The Honourable Mr Justice Stephen Rawley"
"Ray Dunbobbin - Evans"
"Ronnie Barker - Norman Stanley Fletcher"
"Fulton Mackay - Mr Mackay"
"Richard Beckinsale - Lennie Godber"
"Wyman Ian Norris - (Noel Clarke)"
"Albert Arthur Moxey - (Christopher Fairbank)"
"Brian "Bomber" Busbridge - (Pat Roach)"
"Dennis L. Patterson - (Tim Healy)"
"Neville Hope - (Kevin Whately)"
"Leonard "Oz" Osborne - (Jimmy Nail)"
"Barry Spencer Taylor - (Timothy Spall)"
"Wayne Winston Norris - (Gary Holton)"
"Death Is Not An Option (Series 4)"
"Save the planet (one alien at a time) (Series 1)"
"Alone They're Only Human, Together They're Torchwood (Series 2)"
"We Are Coming (Series 3)"
"Mekhi Phifer - Rex Matheson"
"Alexa Havins - Esther Drummond"
"Bill Pullman - Oswald Danes"
"Kai Owen - Rhys Williams"
"TARDIS - TARDIS Whooshing noise"
"Gareth David-Lloyd - Ianto Jones"
"I propose an Institute to investigate these strange happenings and to fight them. I would call it Torchwood. The Torchwood Institute. And if this Doctor should return, then he should beware... because Torchwood will be waiting."
"It's Torchwood. That's what did it. They give you Retcon, chemicals and radiation and god knows what. [..] That's what Torchwood does, you see...it ruins your life. And saves everyone else's"