"Vince, Foxes, and Badger (Sing): F**k (Obscured by the sound of a boat's horn) chickens. F**k (Obscured by the sound of a boat's horn) them back where they belong."

"Kali: What kind of God?"

"Wanna run my fingers through your short and curly hair,"

"Reach down to touch you, can't believe there's nothing there,"

"Bending down to lick you, just to find a bald pink space."

"It's just those little things, those moments I can't face,"

"What about my sex life? What will I tell my bitches?"

"Backing Singers: He want's his balls back..."

"That Chico cut my knackers off and left me fifteen stiches..."

"I'm in pain, gone insane since they cut you babies up..."

"Marion: Back here and swaying."

"Marion: That's what I'm saying."

"Backing Singers: Back in his sac..."

"Marion: I really need them."

"Marion: Just wanna scrath you."

"They lay loads of eggs to get free accommodation.."

"Marion: Why'd you vet me...?"

"Marion: Do you get me?"

"Oh... yeah..."

"Marion: I wish they'd re-attach you..."

"(Sings) They're not from this country, they spread their disease."

"Vince: Hold on, I smell chicken. And you know what I think about chickens don't you?"

"F**k all the chickens, they're the scourge of the nation."

"Oh, you get loads and loads all living under one roof."

"F**k chickens. F**k them all the way to Hong Kong."

"F**k chickens. F**k them back where they belong."

"They're no good at flying, people know the truth."

"F**k (Obscured by the sound of a chicken squawking)chickens. F**k (Obscured by the sound of a chicken squawking)them back where they belong."

"But no one cares about the plight of the vulpine."

"Channel 4 make documentaries with them all the time."

"F**k (Obscured by the sound of Nelson using an air horn) chickens. F**k (Obscured by the sound of Nelson using an air horn) them back where they belong."

"I only did it to avoid buying a present"