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April 10, 2026
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"Your money or your life."
"Mike O'Brian - The Man"
"Josh Peck - Corey Thompson"
"Alice Eve - Emily Brandt"
"Brian Geraghty - David Hargrove"
"No warning. No control. No escape."
"Family vs. frat"
"Craig Roberts as Assjuice"
"Carla Gallo as Paula Faldt"
"Ike Barinholtz as Jimmy Blevins"
"Dave Franco as Pete Regazolli"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Scoonie"
"Rose Byrne as Kelly Radner"
"Zac Efron as Teddy Sanders"
"Seth Rogen as Mac Radner"
"The battle for the street begins."
"[after Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay."
"Jennifer Coolidge as Ms. Suggs"
"Mekai Curtis as Paul, Alexander's friend"
"Thunder From Down Under as Themselves"
"Dick Van Dyke as Himself"
"Samantha Logan as Heather"
"Joel Johnstone as Logan"
"Donald Glover as Greg"
"Toni Trucks as Steph"
"Megan Mullally as Nina"
"Bella Thorne as Celia"
"Sidney Fullmer as Becky Gibson"
"Elise & Zoey Vargas as Trevor Cooper, Alexander’s younger brother"
"Kerris Dorsey as Emily Cooper, Alexander’s older sister"
"Dylan Minnette as Anthony Cooper, Alexander’s older brother"
"Jennifer Garner as Kelly Cooper, Alexander’s mother"
"Steve Carell as Ben Cooper, Alexander’s father"
"Ed Oxenbould as Alexander Cooper"
"One day can change everything."
"Get ready for the best worst day of your life."
"For Alexander, life couldn't get worse. For his family, life couldn't be better."
"So then that happened..."
"I still have me arms!"
"Rileah Vanderbilt as Shannon"
"Kevin Zegers as Dan Walker"
"Shawn Ashmore as Joe Lynch"
"Emma Bell as Parker O'Neill"
"With 30 million skiers and snowboarders in the US and over 5000 chairlifts in operation, its only a matter of time before someone gets left behind."
"Fight to Survive."
"No one knows you're up there."
"[last lines, echoing voice] You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay."
"Michael Douglas as Dr. Henry "Hank" Pym"
"David Dastmalchian as Kurt"
"Abby Ryder Fortson as Cassie"