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April 10, 2026
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"Jem has lost her outrageousness and gained a robotic sidekick in an overlong, low-budget big-screen reboot of the 1980s toy-selling cartoon series."
"Oh, when I seen that damn trailer, I was outraged; I was truly, truly, fucking outraged. That trailer had me outraged to the highest level of pissivity. I don't know if that's a word, but we're gonna use that word today, okay?"
"I watched the Jem trailer. No star earrings? Where are the misfits?"
"Every Generation Needs a Voice"
"[from the trailer] There are some voices that are too special to keep hidden. Those are your father's words."
"[from the trailer] Oh my God, you're Internet famous. That's, like, the second best thing to being actually famous."
"[from the trailer] Everyone has a secret identity. Which one's the real you?"
"[from the trailer] I, Jerrica Benton, am living the most unexceptional life. My sister Kimber and I live with our Aunt Bailey and her two foster kids. At some point, we all wish we could just become someone else."
"Cameron Diaz – Annie Hargrove"
"The chase to erase begins."
"Their privates have just gone public."
"They did everything but delete it."
"A movie about a movie they don't want you to see."
"Owner of YouPorn: Not Playboy! Did Hugh send you?"
"Hank: Can I get you anything? Coffee? Finger sandwiches? ...Sliced pineapple?"
"Nobody understands the cloud."
"Quddus — VJ"
"Ryan Hansen — Stephen the Guard"
"Barnaby Carpenter — Emmet Benton"
"Nathan Moore — Zipper"
"Molly Ringwald — Aunt Bailey"
"Ryan Guzman — Rio Pacheco"
"Juliette Lewis — Erica Raymond"
"Aurora Perrineau — Shana Elmsford"
"Hayley Kiyoko — Aja Leith"
"Grab anything that might make a good weapon."
"Barbara Crampton - Aubrey Davison"
"Rob Moran - Paul Davison"
"Ti West - Tariq"
"Amy Seimetz - Aimee Davison"
"Margaret Laney (credited as Sarah Myers) - Kelly Davison"
"Joe Swanberg - Drake Davison"
"A. J. Bowen - Crispian Davison"
"Wendy Glenn - Zee"
"Nicholas Tucci - Felix Davison"
"Sharni Vinson - Erin"
"His pack versus yours."
"The door may be locked, but it won't protect you."
"They will hunt you."
"Don't bother locking the doors. Animals don't use doors."
"The Pack Is Back."
"Hunt Sweet Hunt."
"The Animals Will Hunt You."
"Did you remember to lock your door?"
"Calvin Reeder - Officer Trubiano"
"Kate Lyn Sheil - Talia"
"Larry Fessenden - Erik Harson"
"Simon Barrett - Tiger Mask"
"L.C. Holt - Craig / Lamb Mask"
"Lane Hughes - Tom / Fox Mask"