"Even though the original writing by Stan Lee and his co-author meant to take this … less scientifically seriously. The true science does involve some quantum physics."

"In order to change the size of an atom, what you’d need to do is — and this is where the suspension of disbelief comes in — you have to have some sort of mechanism by which you’d change the values of these constants. There’s a lot of other properties of matter that depend on these constants, in addition to just the size of an atom. If you change Planck’s constant, all the rest of chemistry gets thrown into a mess."

"What determines the size of atoms anyway? Physics actually has an understanding of why atoms have the size they do. They all tend to be roughly the same size. They all are about a third of a nanometer."

"The other technique that people talk about is removing mass, removing atoms."

"The atom smasher tends to just collide them once. Here you’d have to put them in the olive oil press. Then when you release the pressure, it’s not gonna be good."

"We’re made of atoms, and the neighboring atoms are all touching each other. One method of changing your size that’s out: Just squeeze the atoms closer together. The atoms in your body are already touching other atoms. The reason why they don’t just pull super close together is because as they get closer and closer, the electron clouds from neighboring atoms overlap. Electrons are all negatively charged, and similarly charged objects repel each other, and when they get closer the repelling force is really strong."

"Regardless of how information enters our brain, whether we read it, detect it with our eyes, hear it with our ears, at the end of the day it’s converted to an electrochemical signal. That is then processed, and we translate that into information or noise or what have you."

"Our normal speaking voice is in the range of 200 hertz, 200 cycles per second,” said Kakalios. “If you shrink down to the size of an ant, if you model the vocal cords as vibrating strings, his voice will go from 200 hertz to 3,500 hertz or so. So he will be talking in this high, squeaky voice."

"His vision gets messed up because light is coming through the iris in your eye. The opening of your iris is maybe a few millimeters. If you shrink that down to ant size, now the size of the opening in your eye is not hundreds of times greater than the wavelength of light, now it’s less than 10 times greater than the wavelength of light."

"There’s another thing, his hearing would be affected. Your eardrums can be thought of as a two-dimensional vibrating surface. Our hearing ranges from as low as 20 hertz, low-frequency noise, like Barry White, up to like 20,000 hertz. If the cutoff is at 20 hertz, then at ant size the cutoff would be something closer to 340 hertz. And since normal human speech is at 200 hertz, below that cutoff, what happens is he wouldn’t be able to hear what you were saying."

"He'll probably have to eat his own weight daily just to stay alive."

"It's not as simple as saying, 'Oh, everything will shrink down and stay proportional."

"No shield. No armor. No problem. From The Director Of Blown Away"

"Heroes don't come any bigger"

"You've been planning an alien invasion... in my Costco?"

"Nicholas Braun - Jason"

"Doug Jones - Chief alien villain"

"Mel Rodriguez - Chucho"

"Will Forte - Sergeant Bressman"

"Erin Moriarty - Chelsea McAllister"

"Rosemarie DeWitt - Abby Trautwig"

"R. Lee Ermey - Manfred Salisbury"

"Richard Ayoade - Jamarcus Perkins"

"Jonah Hill - Franklin Fawcett"

"Vince Vaughn - Bob McAllister"

"Ben Stiller - Evan Trautwig"

"Neighborhood watch. What a fucking joke!"

"It's OK. Touch my goo, Bob!"

"You don't fuck with Bob! You show Bob respect. Bob's my special guy. That's right! That's right. That just happened. You don't tell your parents about this. You don't tell your friends about this. You write it in your dream journal. You lock it up and put it under your pillow. I will come back here and I will kill each and every one of you! Except for those two hot girls I was talking to. They have my information, please have them get in contact with me. They seam great."

"Fuckin' alien came on my face."

"Lock and load, bitches! Anything from outer space, kill it!"

"[revealing his gun collection] Welcome to candyshop, motherfuckers!"

"Pigs have uniforms, I think we should have uniforms too. Gotta match those fuckers on every level."

"[about his massage chair] That is the best 2300 bucks I ever spent. I got it at a place called relaxtheback.com. It's like Toys-R-Us for your ass and back."

"Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job."

"Here's the best case scenario: he's a lonely old man, he wants to waltz, he wants to listen to some of the old songs from his childhood. Worst case scenario: you're getting fucked in the ass."

"I cannot kill Sarah Connor."

"The rules have been reset."

"Reset the future."

"Matt Smith as Skynet"

"Lee Byung-hun as T-1000"