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April 10, 2026
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"Kal Penn as Kumar Patel"
"Amir Blumenfeld as Adrian"
"David Krumholtz as Seth Goldstein"
"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Andy Rosenberg"
"Patton Oswalt as Larry Juston/Mall Santa"
"Thomas Lennon as Todd"
"Paula Garcés as Maria Perez-Lee"
"Elias Koteas as Sergei Katsov"
"Danneel Harris as Vanessa Fanning"
"Danny Trejo as Mr. Perez"
"Neil Patrick Harris as a fictionalized version of himself"
"John Cho as Harold Lee"
"[Adrian: Also, I told her you work for the White House.] Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that."
"Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve."
"[Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."
"Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined."
"Outlaws will become heroes in a city without justice."
"You're a fool. The Goddess [Ava Lord] takes no lover. The Goddess makes slaves of men. In an instant, she can see to the heart of you and transform to your deepest desire."
"Cal Barnes as Rando Pauls"
"Mickey River as Dank Jimmy"
"Heather Sossaman as Laura Barns"
"Courtney Halverson as Val Rommel"
"Jacob Wysocki as Ken Smith"
"Will Peltz as Adam Sewell"
"Renee Olstead as Jess Felton"
"Moses Jacob Storm as Mitch Roussel"
"Shelley Hennig as Blaire Lily"
"Every. Photo. Comment. Share. Update. Like. Post. Can come back to haunt you."
"Online, your memories last forever. But so do your mistakes."
"This April, revenge comes online"
"I just know there's a hole in my life and I need to fill it… soon."
"C.J. Wilson as Mike"
"Steve Vinovich as Miles"
"Celia Weston as Doris"
"Linda Lavin as Patty"
"Nat Wolff as Justin"
"Christina Scherer as Becky"
"JoJo Kushner as Paige"
"Jason Orley as Lewis"
"Zack Pearlman as Davis"
"Adam DeVine as Jason"
"Andrew Rannells as Cameron"
"Anders Holm as Matt"
"Rene Russo as Fiona"
"Anne Hathaway as Jules Ostin"
"Robert De Niro as Ben Whittaker"
"The truth is… something about you makes me feel calm, or more centered, or something. And I could use that. Obviously."
"This big, wonderful thing you've created: It's a dream, isn't it? ...And you're gonna give that up in the hopes that your husband will stop having an affair? I don't see how that adds up. You should feel nothing but great about what you've done, and I'd hate to see you let anyone take that away from you."
"Back in action. Thank god!"
"I still have music in me, absolutely positive about that!"