"May I say something? I think Mark’s a genuine, sincere guy with good intentions and a good heart. I think, as I’ve been listening, that you, like all of us, have simply been looking for someone to love the rest of your life. And I don’t think you’re afraid of love. I think it must be scary for anybody to give yourself to someone else with complete confidence. To open yourself up like that. Saying ‘I love you’ is one thing. But it’s really saying ‘I trust you’ isn’t it? I mean, it must be a pretty intimidating thing I think, not knowing what will happen when you throw everything else out the window for somebody. When you truly mean it."

"She made me realize the feelings I had for someone else. Someone I should have never let go. I was stuck in a pattern. I was walking away from relationships with girls that I didn’t deserve in the first place. Rachel, Trish, Miranda, they’re all great, and they’re all what I thought I wanted, but uh, when they were ready to get serious I wasn’t. And I ran. But Claire, she was different. Claire was more than everything I wanted. She was everything I needed. We were perfect together. But I ran away from her just like all the others. I ran away only to realize that . . . she was the one that I wanted to run after. It took my relationship with Jess to learn that. It took you guys to realize that. This would have never happened without you."

"[On Norman's mediocre performance in his first battle] I had the best assistant driver in the entire Ninth Army in that seat, and now I got you. I promised my crew a long time ago I'd keep them alive. You're getting in the way of that."

"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."

"I started this war killing Germans in Africa. Then France. Then Belgium. Now I'm killing Germans in Germany. It will end, soon. But before it does, a lot more people gotta die."

"Boyd, do you think Hitler would fuck one of us for a chocolate bar?"

"Ah, the holidays. The most wonderful time of the year. And so, begins my tale. On the snowy morning of Christmas Eve, as Charlotte Cooper set out her 37th snow globe, trying to create the perfect Christmas for her family, she remembered a moment, she'd hoped she could hold on to forever..."

"Christmas means comfort, joy and chaos."

"Be thankful the holidays only come around once a year."

"All we'd have to figure out is how long we've been together. And... what your name is."

"That feeling like you've landed in the wrong life. Everybody feels that way."

"Such a fuss, when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time..."

"Cady Huffman - Gift shop clerk"

"Molly Gordon - Lauren Hesselberg"

"Dan Amboyer - Jake"

"Maxwell Simkins - Bo"

"Timothée Chalamet - Charlie"

"Blake Baumgartner - Madison"

"Alex Borstein - Angie"

"Olivia Wildie - Eleanor"

"Marisa Tomei - Emma"

"June Squibb - Aunt Fishy"

"Amanda Seyfried - Ruby"

"Anthony Mackie - Officer Percy Williams"

"Jake Lacy - Joe"

"Diane Keaton - Charlotte Cooper"

"Ed Helms - Hank"

"John Goodman - Sam Cooper"

"Alan Arkin - Bucky"

"Steve Martin - the Narrator/Rags the Dog"

"You can't regift family."

"Jason Segel – Jay Hargrove"

"Dave Matthews as Ian Maxtone-Jones"

"Brooklyn Decker as Palmer Dodge"

"Nick Swardson as Eddie Simms / Dolph Lundgren"

"Nicole Kidman as Devlin Adams"